Notes:

it was like really cold outside so i went to bed because my balls where frozen then i woke up around 3am when i hear a crash on my roof and i was thinking "what the hell was that? so i went outside to find out and for some reason there where these deer on my roof and i was thinking "dafuq?" then i went back in the house and i hear a crash in my fireplace it was is big fat old man in a coat he said somiting like "HO HO HO" and i went "GET THE F**K OUT OF MY HOUSE FAT BITCH* then he ate all my cookies and drink all my milk and went back outside so then i see deer flying and then the fat man was on it. he flew down the highway so i drove my car on the road to and then he turn side ways and hit my car and i took a photo

the picture above is the fat man's deer before i hit them with my car