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Son, what the bloody hell are you wearing? My wizard hat, dad. Why, pray tell? 'Cause I'm a wizard, duh! sigh I've raised a moron. Son, for the 500th time, Harry Potter isn't real! It's for Halloween dad, but I guess you're too old and boring for the cool holidays And don't lie dad, I saw platform 9 and 3/4s in London! I know it's real! And what's wrong with Guy Fawke's Night? What's that? Do you wear one of them Anonymous Masks and protest against Freedom like a filthy commie? No son, it's when we gather round a huge bonfire, and burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes, who on the 5th of November 1605 tried to blow up the houses of Parliament, and kill King James and his Daughter. And we cheer as we watch his treacherous body be cleansed in the searing heat of the fire. And then, we set off fireworks to imagine the glorious carnage that would have happened if he succeeded. A that, we all get blind drunk until the dying embers of the fire turn to ash, as his body did an would have. Ahh the good old days!

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