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Why we are genwunners DESIGNS SPRITES Gen 1 Pokémon had unique styles every sprite sparkled with personality ARTWORK Everything said about sprites can be said about artwork too The Pokémon introduced in newer generations look like complete s--- in most cases. They are either uninspired, rehashed concepts or an overdesigned turd Ken Sugimori's classic art captured the essence of Pokémon. Alpha male marking its territory Ferocious monsters ready to wreck your s---. Gen 1's sprites were all unique full of badass stances, the Pokémon looked alive and kicking They are pictured during an action, like running or attacking N---- back dat s--- up" Clean fresh normal desians Keeping it simple Flexing its muscles, ready to hospitalize you Poor thing got neutered and lost all its masculinity Now here are the modern boring and soulless artwork Hurr I'm a dog! Derpface Those same Pokémon looking less threatening in gen 3 sprites Newer sprites look like complete jokes Pokémon have generic stances "angry dinosaur lunging at you" has been replaced with "cute barney ready to be caught". It's sad "I have no personality or emotions < What is Megaman doing in Pokémon? GameFreak suddenly were afraid to use their creativity and went for generic poses, for some reason. D-Does my n-new tan look good? Overdesigned non-sensical pieces of s--- NATURES Although a nice concept nobody gives 2 s---- about the personality of its newly caught Pokémon (It's all just data eh, smogonfags?) < We want the MLP audience! Hydreigon looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh monster How is Haxorus (what a s----- name) a Dragon? It doesnt have wings So the whole purpose of natures has been thrown in the garbage. Now you have a feature a useless feature that only makes catching Pokémon a more tedious chore. Modest Tauros? Oh no! Adamant Alakazam? Oh no! What's even worse is if a Pokémon can have 2 abilities. Not only do you need to manage to have the right Nature but also the Ability that you want >B-But Gyarados, Rhyhorn and stuff r overdazigned 2 No. Gyarados is a chinese Dragon, that's how they look In generation 1 and 2, you dont have to worry about that s--- because Natures and Abilities dont exist Only things you have to worry about is movepool Rhyhorn's spiked and rough edges are to protect it from predators, it serves a purpose EVs? You can max all the stats of your Pokémon even when they are level 100 (by using the box withdraw technique) IVs? There is only a 0-15 range instead of 0-30, so again, it's easier Now look at Garchomp. What purpose does the star on its head give? What is the purpose of the yellow scribbles on Emboar's body? They don't serve a purpose. They simply drew them because they could. There was no thought put behind it. And that's makes something overdesigned Conclusion: while you are busy looking for the right natures and abilities, l'm already battling because I don't have to worry about those things

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2 likes So not sure if I would get *MAD Respect* from the homies if I take a stroll down the hood to show them this wonder bread understands their "dew rag" ways to keeping it ICE COLD... and maybe show off my bling bling for bonus pts .or would it go down more like "Hey yo Rayquann, you know that pirate staring our way giving us the head nod like we know him?" "Nah man... best just smile and just let him move along back to the rest of his crew." "...that bling on point tho"
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Oh here we go, OP bringing MLP into his argument in a thinly veiled attempt to garner some sympathy and agreement from the MLP-hating crowd.

And by the way, Keldeo is (considering the name and backstory) most likely based upon a piece of celtic folklore about a mystical water horse called the Kelpie. Pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with MLP. Your argument is double wrong.

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looks like the original pokémon are better after all!, hooray for nostalgia!, god bless kanto!, charizard is #1!, boo new pokémon!, yay for logic!, i <3 gen 1

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