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amily Political Rob Ford Meets Miley Cyrus Doug Ford Senior was a backbencher for the Ontario Conservatives. After his death, Rob vowed to follow in his right wing legacy. Unfortunately, there aren't many back benches that can support that much political dead weight. Father Billy Ray Cyrus brought new country music and line dancing (also known as country twerking) to millions of future Ford voters. He taught Miley Family Ties that the secret to a hit song is a dead dog, an ex-wife, and, er, bad hair. After years in city council Ford understands that it's all about controlled marketing and SUBWAYS SUBWAYS SUBWAYS! Any other questions? After being in 'the biz her entire life Miley gets that it's all about sex, sensationalism and appropriating as many sub- cultures as possible under the guise of being 'an artist. Keys to Success Ford went from being a voice of the taxpayer to a late night punchline when news hit of a supposed video of him smoking crack and calling Justin Trudeau a "f--." Interestingly. Cyrus went from being the girl-next-door to a twerking bad girl after her raunchy performance at the MVAs. Miley says Claim to Fame ane s Ford only denied smoking crack. Watching Hulk Hogan win the WWF's World years Watching Madonna's Truth or Dare. Education As councillor for Etobicoke, Ford became known as the voice for the common man, if, of course, by common man you mean a mil- lionaire with political ties to Stephen Harper, Mike Harris, and Tim Horton (the donuts not the hockey player). In an earlier incarnation as goodie goodie Han- nah Montana Miley exemplified how all youngsters should behave, if of course you're a million dollar teen star contractually obliged to the estate of the First Taste of Fame late Walt Disney. (FACT: That's actually Walt's frozen head singing in the Wrecking Ball video.) Did you just call me a fat fu*k? To a Toronto City Council reporter I'm not perfect." - Rolling Stone Magazine Quotes Robbie credits his first job at the Ford family sticker printing shop as where he leaned the key concepts and urban vision to seamlessly run a major metropolitan city. While living in Toronto, Miley landed guest spots on her father's TV series, Doc. It was there that Billy Ray taught Miley vital acting tricks, like how to be a diva. First Job Removing gravy from a runaway train. Finding creative ways to become a train wreck. Recreational Interests Canada's 300+ pounds of drunken fun teaches kids it's okay to break the rules, hang out with drug dealers...and how to never ever get re-elected. America's 80 pounds of Gen Y stupidity teaches kids it's okay to pornify young women, hang out with questionable rappers. and how to run out of shocking stunts by Thursday. riob Reason to Like Is a wrecking ball Reason to DislikeRode a wrecking ball

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