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TIME TRAVELE SKIPS TOWN! NEW YORK Self-proclaimed time traveler Andrew Carlssin the enigmatic Wall Street whiz jailed on in sider-trading charges has vanished FUTURE FUGITIVE: Mug without a trace! shot of Andrew Corlssin, The mystery man, who claimed to be a visitor who claims to be from from the year 2256, jumped bail be fore a scheduled court hearing on a bunch of nonsense." April 3 and hasn't been seen since, ofHis assets frozen, Carlssin larn ficials say, despite an intense guished in jail for over a month as manhunt by federal lawmen the year 2256 investigators repeatedly grilled him It's like he disappeared off the face hoping he'd eventually break and turn of the Earth," declares a law enforce- in his accomplices ment source. "No one can find him. Then on March 29, an unidenti Some people are speculating that he fied benefactor paid $1 million to might really have hopped in his time ma- bail Carlssin out chine and escaped back to the future." On April 2, Andrew was supposed to meet me to prepare Weekly World News first broke the mind-bending uc t Andrew Carissin in our February 25 edition and it has since gar nered international attention. Scores of re- porters tried to interview the 44-year old financier during his stint on Rikers Island, but all requests were rebuffed by his attor ney for a hearing but he never showed up. says Carlssin's puz zled lawyer Authorities cant talk on the record 2wabout the case due to a judicial gag order and details INSIDER aff the stac Weekly World News about the ong broke this amazinging, hush-hush story on Februory 25. criminal investi gation are hard Carlssin had offered a bizarre explanation for his uncanny to come by success in the stock market after a But a few intriguing facts actually Securities and Exchange Commission give credence to the time-travel expla- investigation led to his arrest on nation: January 28, He claimed that he'd ar-l . while in custody Carlssin tried rived in our era in a time craft," armed to prove his story by predicting upcom with a detailed knowledge of the price ing events such as the exact date the istory of stocks. Thus, in just two US led invasion of Traq would tak h e weeks time, he parlayed $800 into a place. "It may have been a lucky gues portfolio valued at over $350 million. ut he got it right," an FBI source ad But investigators aren't buying his mits story and are branding Carissi pathological " n a l ·investigators have been unable to find any record of an Andrew The only way he could lffCarlssin existing anywhere before is with illegal inside information," December 2002-or evidence that he says an SEC insider close to the in- |faked his identity estigation. "This time travel stuff is -By MIKE FOSTER

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