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Anenymous 01/201 4(Mon)11:44 UTC+1 No 15791070!opex15731004572639 21572430 I hate cots who cant take a sex jokeI mention cracking a stalion over the head with my cello and dragging him home, of course I'm kidding. All the mares lsugh. A few good stallions laugh too But then, this gangling ittle cresture of a pony appears and starts spewing this nonsense about how mares dont krww what t's ike to be 3 stalion and sufer ccals and a conseant fear of assault and oh Celestia by the tima I was out of thereI just wanded to shove him off a balcony Turrms out this is a thing' and Ive been promoting some awful standard my whole ino by juat existing ar s ome nansense ika that Honestly I think he just had c--- emy ar something . Anonymous 01-2014(Mon)1633 UTC+1 No 1579256 1 ' Replesm15 32m-f78314 (332 kB, 900x300. 1330484006818.jpg) ¥ G I want to live in tha rnatriatchal society lhat is Equestria I want pone to . Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)1539 UTC+1 No 15792689 ' Repdesms an21 I wonder ě Equestria or maybe the entire world ha ns own Tumblr ful of whinng alerest5. There would even be a dedicated group of female mse ists who are only trying to get laid Anonymous 01 门4(Mon116:44 UTC+1 No 15792736 ! Re-es uSymi and that's why I naed mlacuisin, because ven though I'm mae l侶pect col and dont want Why dont you just sew your f------ p---- shut Twiight you're never getting any just because you whits knight cos Anonymous 01/20/14[Mon115:54 UTC+1 No 1579aU3 ! Re-et-AN 20灶uwent2 Applejack comea into the ktchen, her coat gistening with sweat Yau immediately tun to face your wile, mioxing bowl in hand Haneyl How was your day? Tirin But now that Ah gotta look's you She scans up and down your body, hungrly Your cheeks start buning and you cant help but giggle -Applejack goes to the fridge to pull out her whiskey and takes a swig So what's er dinner?" my wfe her Yepl Applesl And for dessert, apples! AJ gives you a warm smile and places her hoof on your but Sha takas anothar swg "Yesh. As soon as dinner's over, Ah expect you in that bedroom Al gwea your rump a frm smack > Your laing wiře walks into the den to frish her whiskey as you try to stop your pigging and finnish dinne ■ Anonymous 0120/14(Mon)1557 UTC +1 No 1579256 " Re-es 61 kB, 9218968, 1330627699619 png) 노 "15RM2 1578ms Finds the Casusly mentions he is a guy Gets yelled and 1old to post d--- or gtfo No males go on the panynet, Anon. What did you expect? Now get back in the kitchen and ■ Anonymous 01.20门4(Mon)16:09 UTC+1 No 15792963 ! Reples usweuwsaususn Anonymous 01/2014(Mon)16:14 UTC +1 No 15793024 Reple1578007 pn2-200 kB, 4211422.13 622506195 png) ¥ G 1 The feeing that f----- up masturbste furiously to the thought that some depraved mares on 4chan are now masturbating to your d--- Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)16 10 UTC+1 No 15792051 Fle Look Anon, ah aint trying to marginalize th'fairer sex or nothing, I think colts can do anything they want to in their own time. But it's just part of a natural, healthy famly 1' have househusband keep ng the hearth warm 3nd the food prepared. How do you think could have 5B ed Equestna tout rear ur t mes ifit weren't fr Bg M3c holdin' down the fort for me whael dd all the adventurin? A stalion's best at two things frst, and ater that, anything his cutie mark desires "AhYou know..dont make me blush sayin t to a cok ike you I aint even seein' thst way Honesly. Anon. I just want to pin a stalion down and ride him sis wys from sunday Tap your glass againat hers and gulp down your dink Yaah, I hear that sYou and Octavis tun your heads An estremely angry looking purple unicon is glaring at Octavi The unicom starts fumbing around in her saddlebags for various notes and books wth marked pages Twilight Sparkla Student of the "all-mighty No. t's really not She's a bit touchy when it comes to r--- jokes Telight finishes unio ading har entire bags contents on the the tablie "Stalions arent piaces of meat, you know Thay have fealingal" hear that. >So you agreel Then why are you sitting here being ssauted by this mare?1 She's oppressing youl She's-r----- you" Daing, where I come from, a waman as attractive as Octawa wanted to bash me aver the head and drag me home,I'd knock myself out to make her job easier your drink Octawis giggles and shufles closer to you a joke ㄱ Eke to think it's 'making the first move. >You and Octavis chuckle igan How can you st there and make jakes about serious issues? Paint at the pony sat next to you Have you SEEN this mare?" "You need to get。 more, Twilight The real world doesn't operate the way you think it does Most people can take a joke. And Ihen you were home and h ridiculous amounts of a--- S9x with Octavia ● Anonymous 01/20140wnj16 14 UTC+1 No 15793024 Repler 尘200 kB, 421x422, 132622366186 png) ¥ G 1 The feeding of mares being t . Anonymous 01/20140Mon)16:19 UTC+1 No 15793075 트 Recies u152 mmmsm What you think ma es ike beng that f----- up? There are NO F------ COLTS out there.げyou arent a damned Princess good f------ luck g----------- Stalions flock to that sht liko green on 355 Mares already outnumber 5tions ike, 3-1 and Celests i53inng high on Cantelot th Iterally 3 hundred to herself, mear while out here in the real world of the P net I'm spending all day *hewing ofǐ mad f------ harp skils and barely able 10 turn 숨 single salon's head good de氤Hean help me I want off this nde but fm sick of beng a nice mare. I deserve a colt. That's half the f------ reason l got into humans n the frst place, beng so lonely an imaginary BF seemedlke instead I'm on the net every night schicking to timestamped d---- and gosging how to tie a noose the night way Anonymous 01 2014(Mon)1821 UTC+1 No. 15793101Replen:o11259114 581 31 Hay Lyral FYI, nat only are humans real, there's aven one in Equestria night now Of course. there is the lle matter of WHERE he is Hate to braak i to you, But Peincess Luna has him Totally unespectad, ighe? t cenainly diesn help that you hava a tiny horn, either ● Anonymous O1/2014 Mnj16 22 UTC+1 No 157931 12 ' (94 kB, 830x712. 132622582129 png) ¥ G 1 ● Anonymous 01/2014(Mon)17 13 UTC+1 No 15793632 , Replentm00 File. INR343H EL.ng.(SIB, 588坦92. 13512990294 名png)盆G 1 How can you expect to fnd a nice male when your hom could Wy daes ald newa stil hut every singie time ■ Anonymous 0120/14Mn)16 23 UTC+1 No 15793114 " Reeder-,1578)120 3 ke, 500e500. 1351201731713 png) ¥ G ! Anonymous 01/201 4(Mon)17:14 UTC+1 No.15793647 Replex5283709157337 F-four inches is aerge heard her男cheating on her tough. Sneaks out of the castle and f--- 1he mar鹎of Carterkt. Doesnt Your morn live n Canterlot? Anonymous 01/20114Man)17 20 UTC+1 No.15793709 . Anonymous 01aa/14(Mon)1625 UTC+1 No 15793130 ' RKdes ttlS 31221 ldur no wher that rumor came from, but tom what l understand, he doesn! usually leava te castle Of course, that doaant mean that th the m℡ds h ve said thngs about hearing werd noises coming tom Princess Celestia's chambers part about him and Princess Luna not being excluswe is talse , some of Come to thinkof t Ihave heard that the Princess Sisters share everything and I do me in EVERYthing Honey, go pick up a magazine Cots go crazy for mares ike Fleur De Lis And her hom is nearly B" long. Face it, youve been gien the short end of the stick 日ㅦ dont worry. I'm ure there are maras out there that are interested in ather mares. Anonymous 01/20/14 Mon)17:22 UTC+1 No. 15793725 Replies :15793758 My name is Rarity, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are uncouth, diagusting, no friends who spend every second of their day loaking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad n Equestria Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any d---? I mesn, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your aown insecurtbies, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to timestamped pictures of d---- on 4Pone au wil never f--- a pony with your mom Do you think ponies have Ds, tumblr and Redd I want to find a nice mara who Ives in her Dads baamant and naver showers and is covered in a layer of cheese dust Don't be a strangat Just hit me with your best sh蓲rm pretty much perfect l ha etiends in Pon Wle Canted! 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