Notes:

Original song:

Lyrics:
Husbandos rage and jimmies rustle
When Flash Sentry wanders in the show
If the romance you hold dear
For your waifus you will fear
He'll steal them and let you lay in woe

Twilight loves him, so do others
He can sway the heart of any mare
Charms like his are hard to find
His crimes are surely justified
In love and combat all is fair

He's very sly
Only his looks don't point that out
Your whole relationship's awry
And now kicks in the waifu drought
You have yourselves to blame for all the terror he now spreads
For posting all those thieving threads
He had no traits, no name or screen time
You still accused him of his crime

Drawing closer to his prey
Sentry makes a valiant move once more
Disembaring from the train
But from speaking he'd refrain
Sparkling Twilight's heart at the core

His every cell
Attracts affection from the mares
His rampant thieving you can't quell
Known by the armor that he wears
Just listen to the wedding bell
For your sake just admit
That stealing waifus he wont quit
So just accept the truth my friend
Your marriage faced a sudden end

Suffer loss or fake rejection
You don't have a chance, no way in hell
Your heart will always ail
Don't stop him, you will only fail
Pursuing Sentry's search for tail
He's canon now, lets end this tale
Flash Sentry steals your waifus once again