File: 1395018815716.png(1 MB, 880x1267, 1394973587 furseiseki_ano) png) OOo DAY TO YOu! IS THAT THE SREEN ONE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUTP Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)03:13 UTC+2 No.16802419 Reples 168024643163024921630249621602510163025622168025782168025891680260821680269116802692 3316802799 21 YOu ARE A FAGBOT! How do you react, Anon? S----- Writefag !5Pn 1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:28 UTC+2 No.16808376 Replies: 221680839168084482216908592 Again." You are Princess Celestia You grin quietly to yourself as your sister unknowingly insults Anonymous again and again in the middle of Canterlot Square >You watch on and do all you can to hold back your laughter >When you were first introduced to Anonymous last week, he had a nasty habit of insulting your subjects >True, most of them were nobals and deserved every word, but as Princess you couldn't let him continue without at least asking him to stop, so you did just that He just called you a f----- and performed what he calls a moon-walk as he left the room >A lesser ruler might have had him imprisoned right there, but you knew that that would only exacerbate his behavior YOU'RE A GIGANTIC F-----! NICER, DEAR SISTER n order to quell his temble demeanor, you would have to beat him at his own game: all you needed was an opportunity >An opportunity that came in the form of your sister >She had yet to meet the wayward creature, but had become enraptured with the idea of meeting him once I mentioned his description of the 'moon-landing She finds the idea of flying to the moon and back inside a metal tin both preposterous and intriguing >So of course I offered to introduce her to him >After teaching her proper human etiquette' of course Having Luna 'greet' him in the middle of a crowded area serves two purposes One; it acts as a barrier against him lashing out >Since the only ones who know that that word is an insult are him and you, any negative retaliation would sow distrust in him throughout the populace; perhaps to the point that you'd be asked to personally deal with him in an unpleasant manner □ S----- Writefag !5Pn1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:31 UTC+2 No. 16808396 Replies: >>16808413 16808448 >16808376 >Two; it makes it so that he is less able to insult my subjects Any interactions either you or Luna have with him in public are sure to be written down by several reporters looking to publish a story in a newspaper, and the Canterlot reporters are not known for leaving out details lt would paint Anonymous in the light of being a kind creature, and breaking that image would make him seem callous > Even if he doesn't care about his image, one thing that is guaranteed to happen, is is the permanent entrenchment of the word faggoť in ponies minds as a way to describe a good friend >Sure, he might find it amusing to hear ponies seemingly insulting each other, but he would never again be able to use it to make my ponies feel bad Perhaps a little underhooved and cruel, but your long rule has taught you that sometimes you need to drop down to the enemy's level in order to beat them Though that is a state of mind you prefer to leave to minor matters such as this >You stifle a giggle into your hoof as your attention returns to the scene in front of you >"Sorry Anonymous, but you should have known better than to insult a princess My plans are fool-proof and there's no way out of them. >You smirk as you look back up at Anomymous' face, but it quickly drops when you see that he looks on the brink of tears Except for that. Oh no, he's going to start crying and acting insulited and make Luna turn on me ohgodswhathaveldon- >"1 accept!" He yells at the top of his lungs as he wraps his arms around Luna in a hug >Both your sister and you stare blankly ahead in confusion. What >What?" Luna is practically comatose at the unexpected physical contact S----- Writefag 15Pn1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:32 UTC+2 No.16808413 Replies: 16808425 16808447 16808448 216808506 The human steps back with a large smile. "In my culture, the word f-----' is synonymous with the word friend, but its meaning changes if you add extra elements such as adjectives, volume and a range of other aspects. You...you just declared me as your soulmate. Usually it's the male who confesses to the female, but this is a declaration that exceeds the writings of all the great poets of my world combined! Such exuberance, such volume, such repetition! And in front of so many other people! Princess Luna, it would be honor me to an extent that I can't even fathom to be your husband He finishes his speech with a curt bow Everypony who heard is absolutely speechless; your left eye was twitching violently as your jaw did it's best fish impression, and you're pretty sure that if Luna blushed any harder she'd need a blood transfusion >Before your sister could even start to stammer, Anonymous cut her off with a quick peck on her lips >"We'll discuss wedding plans later tonight. Right now I need to go find someone to make me a tuxedo He stood up straight and walked away from Luna, but surprisingly he came straight over to you and clasped a hand on your shoulder 1 know you were the one who taught Luna the ways of my culture. I just want to let you know; you are a complete and total f-----. AGAIN. With that he left and walked down the road that led to the business district You could tell that everypony who had seen that display was talking amoungst themselves, but you couldn't hear them over the sound of the aneurysm you were currently having YOU'RE SIGANTIC FA S----- Writefag 15Pn1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:33 UTC+2 No.16808425 Replies: 16808448 216808801 >You were snapped out of your mental breakdown by a shifting blue mass in your peripheral vision >You turn your head to meet the stare of your sister, who was glaring at you with a ferocity that you hadn't seen since a thousand years ago when she was about to turn into Nightmare Moon "Castle. Talk. Now. You suddenly felt much smaller, and could only nod in fear She glares at you a moment longer before firing up her horn and teleporting to the castle >As soon as she's out of sight you sigh deeply, rubbing the space in-between your eyebrows "I should have just imprisoned him S----- Writefag !5Pn 1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:35 UTC+2 No.16808448 Replies:16808470 16808909 >16808376 216808396 2216808425 There you go, a short little thing. Hope you enjoyed. Might write a sequel later

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File: 1395018815716.png(1 MB, 880x1267, 1394973587 furseiseki_ano) png) OOo DAY TO YOu! IS THAT THE SREEN ONE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUTP Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)03:13 UTC+2 No.16802419 Reples 168024643163024921630249621602510163025622168025782168025891680260821680269116802692 3316802799 21 YOu ARE A FAGBOT! How do you react, Anon? S----- Writefag !5Pn 1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:28 UTC+2 No.16808376 Replies: 221680839168084482216908592 Again." You are Princess Celestia You grin quietly to yourself as your sister unknowingly insults Anonymous again and again in the middle of Canterlot Square >You watch on and do all you can to hold back your laughter >When you were first introduced to Anonymous last week, he had a nasty habit of insulting your subjects >True, most of them were nobals and deserved every word, but as Princess you couldn't let him continue without at least asking him to stop, so you did just that He just called you a f----- and performed what he calls a moon-walk as he left the room >A lesser ruler might have had him imprisoned right there, but you knew that that would only exacerbate his behavior YOU'RE A GIGANTIC F-----! NICER, DEAR SISTER n order to quell his temble demeanor, you would have to beat him at his own game: all you needed was an opportunity >An opportunity that came in the form of your sister >She had yet to meet the wayward creature, but had become enraptured with the idea of meeting him once I mentioned his description of the 'moon-landing She finds the idea of flying to the moon and back inside a metal tin both preposterous and intriguing >So of course I offered to introduce her to him >After teaching her proper human etiquette' of course Having Luna 'greet' him in the middle of a crowded area serves two purposes One; it acts as a barrier against him lashing out >Since the only ones who know that that word is an insult are him and you, any negative retaliation would sow distrust in him throughout the populace; perhaps to the point that you'd be asked to personally deal with him in an unpleasant manner □ S----- Writefag !5Pn1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:31 UTC+2 No. 16808396 Replies: >>16808413 16808448 >16808376 >Two; it makes it so that he is less able to insult my subjects Any interactions either you or Luna have with him in public are sure to be written down by several reporters looking to publish a story in a newspaper, and the Canterlot reporters are not known for leaving out details lt would paint Anonymous in the light of being a kind creature, and breaking that image would make him seem callous > Even if he doesn't care about his image, one thing that is guaranteed to happen, is is the permanent entrenchment of the word faggoť in ponies minds as a way to describe a good friend >Sure, he might find it amusing to hear ponies seemingly insulting each other, but he would never again be able to use it to make my ponies feel bad Perhaps a little underhooved and cruel, but your long rule has taught you that sometimes you need to drop down to the enemy's level in order to beat them Though that is a state of mind you prefer to leave to minor matters such as this >You stifle a giggle into your hoof as your attention returns to the scene in front of you >"Sorry Anonymous, but you should have known better than to insult a princess My plans are fool-proof and there's no way out of them. >You smirk as you look back up at Anomymous' face, but it quickly drops when you see that he looks on the brink of tears Except for that. Oh no, he's going to start crying and acting insulited and make Luna turn on me ohgodswhathaveldon- >"1 accept!" He yells at the top of his lungs as he wraps his arms around Luna in a hug >Both your sister and you stare blankly ahead in confusion. What >What?" Luna is practically comatose at the unexpected physical contact S----- Writefag 15Pn1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:32 UTC+2 No.16808413 Replies: 16808425 16808447 16808448 216808506 The human steps back with a large smile. "In my culture, the word f-----' is synonymous with the word friend, but its meaning changes if you add extra elements such as adjectives, volume and a range of other aspects. You...you just declared me as your soulmate. Usually it's the male who confesses to the female, but this is a declaration that exceeds the writings of all the great poets of my world combined! Such exuberance, such volume, such repetition! And in front of so many other people! Princess Luna, it would be honor me to an extent that I can't even fathom to be your husband He finishes his speech with a curt bow Everypony who heard is absolutely speechless; your left eye was twitching violently as your jaw did it's best fish impression, and you're pretty sure that if Luna blushed any harder she'd need a blood transfusion >Before your sister could even start to stammer, Anonymous cut her off with a quick peck on her lips >"We'll discuss wedding plans later tonight. Right now I need to go find someone to make me a tuxedo He stood up straight and walked away from Luna, but surprisingly he came straight over to you and clasped a hand on your shoulder 1 know you were the one who taught Luna the ways of my culture. I just want to let you know; you are a complete and total f-----. AGAIN. With that he left and walked down the road that led to the business district You could tell that everypony who had seen that display was talking amoungst themselves, but you couldn't hear them over the sound of the aneurysm you were currently having YOU'RE SIGANTIC FA S----- Writefag 15Pn1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:33 UTC+2 No.16808425 Replies: 16808448 216808801 >You were snapped out of your mental breakdown by a shifting blue mass in your peripheral vision >You turn your head to meet the stare of your sister, who was glaring at you with a ferocity that you hadn't seen since a thousand years ago when she was about to turn into Nightmare Moon "Castle. Talk. Now. You suddenly felt much smaller, and could only nod in fear She glares at you a moment longer before firing up her horn and teleporting to the castle >As soon as she's out of sight you sigh deeply, rubbing the space in-between your eyebrows "I should have just imprisoned him S----- Writefag !5Pn 1NQgMoc 03/17/14(Mon)09:35 UTC+2 No.16808448 Replies:16808470 16808909 >16808376 216808396 2216808425 There you go, a short little thing. Hope you enjoyed. Might write a sequel later

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