In this moment, I'm Euphoric. Not because a cake eating alicorn pretends to raise the sun, but because I'm enlightened by my party cannons.

Fun Fact: The hat actual neck beards wore was called a trilby. A notable difference between a trilby and fedora is cut around the rim. For reference, see image 711122.
Just a reminder so the fedora doesn't get tainted by the thought of basement dwelling neckbeards.