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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little paisano? IIl have you know I graduated top of myweightclass in Mario Kart, and ve been involved in numerous Grand Prix in the Mushroom Kingdom andI have over 300 confirmed victories.lam trained in kart warfare and am the top racer in the entire Mario Kart Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another Goomba. O will wipe you the fuckout with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before in thiskingdom,markmyfucking words. Thinkyou can get away with insulting my kart like that over the internet? Thinkagain, f-----. Aswe speak,lam contacting my secret networkof Lakitus across the Kingdom and your ATV is being traced rightnow, so you better prepare for the Blue Shells maggot The Blue Shell that wipes outthe pathetic littlethingyou callyourracing career and just You refucking dead kid can be anywhere, anytime, can kill you in over seven hundred ways andthat with banana peels. Not onlvamlextensivelvtrained in drifting combat, but D have access to the entire arsenal of the Mario Kart Weapons Reserves andIwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shith Ifonly you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed out of this race. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddam idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're-a f------ dead, kiddo.

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OBSCerberus White shell. It's like a blue shell, but inverted. White shell, blue spikes and wings. It hits the person in last place. Just to be a d---. charlesoberonn Did you mean: the american economy
from Mario Kart Tour
when you pass somebody to see if they look as stupid as they drive
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