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Girl: I find men who cook are sexiest.
Guy: Oh shit girl, I can make gourmet meals. Why don’t you swing by my crib and I’ll make us somethin’.
Girl: Okay. ^^
(Later)
Girl: Why are you hiding behind a fridge door?
Guy: Water splashed up and hit me. :(

Once I cooked eggs while shirtless because I had just gotten up. I put the eggs in the pan a- OH GOD WHY IS MY WHOLE CHEST BURNING ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GUVMINT IS BLASTING ME WITH DEATHRAYS AGA- Oh it's just oil