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author-of your-future teenagepics Never Argue With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impos- sible for a whale to swallow a human because ven though it was a very large mammal its small. The little girl stated that Ionah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl Jonar" The little girl replied, "Then you ask I said, "When I get to heaven I will ask The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" him."

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Although this smells like Creationist Chain-Letter bullshit, the teacher is in fact wrong: only baleen whales have the small throat thing going on. Toothed whales like Sperm Whales could eat a man just fine, as allegedly happened to British whaler James Bartley in the late 19th Century.

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