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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, Sakurai? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class of the Pirate Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Feds, and I have over 300 confirmed genocides. I am trained in galactic warfare and I'm the top Pirate in the entire Zebesian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another human. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with not including me in Smash? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ki-hunters across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fleshie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare talons. Not only am I extensively trained in aerial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Space Pirate Galactic Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nintendo, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "too big" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo. SKREEEEEE!

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