Notes:

Now, this is a story all about how
My sex life got flipped-turned upside down
And I don't know what to do
Everything's snafu.
I'll tell you how I became the hoe of a site called Kotaku

In the US of A I was born and raised
On SJW blogs was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out hatin' relaxin' all best
And in my free time writin' up depression quest
When that stupid ex of mine
Who was up to no good
Startin making trouble in my tumblr group
I got in one little o--- and Anon got scared
And said 'You're endin' the up same as Anita and Fish fared'

I whistled for a hacker and when came near
I could see that all along it was just me in the mirror
If anything I can say that this plan sure failed
But I thought 'Nah forget it' – 'I'll be saved by Klepek!'

I pulled up to his house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to Patrick 'Yo homes, bone ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on his bone, as the hoe of tumblr.