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BIG,
MEATY,
DRAGON CLAW!

N: What kind of monsters are we? That poor Malamar came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Malamar's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Gardevoir, when your little Ralts was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

Gardevoir: Some trainer with a Burn Heal.

N: And Garchomp, when your heart gave out from all those Dragon Dance spams, who revived you?

Garchomp: Some guy with a Max Revive.

N: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Malamar was a trainer with a Burn Heal, or some guy with a Max Revive, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.

Dragonite: Yeah, for the trainers!

All: Hooray!

N: Now let's make Malamar proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleliddledoo.