File (479 KB, 682x918) quack goes the duck Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)15:45:35 No.1712164 My cat tried to lick me on my special purpose I had just got out of the shower and was feeling the good and laying on my bed, looking at the stucco I guess, when I feel the hairy tongue between my legs >this n---- whatchu think you doin Coolbreeze (second lick) bruh you don't know me (third lick) wait if I go through with this and get hard he might think my unfurrowing cocklet is a mouse double n----- "SKIT DAT DOODLY DEE, son" Keen for lean with the rumble dumple thick (Cat jumps the f--- back) syrupy purp, s--- dat basey got my turrrrrnt wit the batty man check your resources and kept laying naked on the bed boil that s--- down with the reflex scope on My tubby feline friend had climbed under a wood desk with c-------- and incense cone holes burned into. I laid on the bed some more. Eventually kitty came the back of the bus lash around. He jumped back up on the bed, and proceeded to get close again. I gave him a few pets, and place him between the corner of wall With the other hand I grabbed the Paragon OTF stilleto and let it release holding it 24 inches away from his face. KACHUNK. He was skeert. I seent it. "You've defied the natural order and it's time we put you down." (squeeing and meeping intensifies) "For your crimes against humanity I cast righteous judgement upon you!" at that moment a psychic brainlink was established (in the voice of Samuel L Jackson) >"Myuthafucka, put me down, all I'm tryin to be is get a lil food for nothing, datuq you pointin' that cruciform piece for?" "Sorry squee, but I don't wanna know you like that, bruh how'm I gone deal with the tension this is gonna cause? Like around the house. You'll get me feeling all weird when l'm landed at the kitchen table." "You'll legs were wide open, na mean, and I know yas bitches be saying "His c-- taste real good, I would suck that d--- all day long" ." "Your point is valid my Khajit brethren, but my special purpose is reserved for the fairer sex of my own species, though I have no set disposition towards a choice Orc or Argonian maiden." "Lizard p---- gone be too tight, son, I aon't know about that."

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File (479 KB, 682x918) quack goes the duck Anonymous 08/27/14(Wed)15:45:35 No.1712164 My cat tried to lick me on my special purpose I had just got out of the shower and was feeling the good and laying on my bed, looking at the stucco I guess, when I feel the hairy tongue between my legs >this n---- whatchu think you doin Coolbreeze (second lick) bruh you don't know me (third lick) wait if I go through with this and get hard he might think my unfurrowing cocklet is a mouse double n----- "SKIT DAT DOODLY DEE, son" Keen for lean with the rumble dumple thick (Cat jumps the f--- back) syrupy purp, s--- dat basey got my turrrrrnt wit the batty man check your resources and kept laying naked on the bed boil that s--- down with the reflex scope on My tubby feline friend had climbed under a wood desk with c-------- and incense cone holes burned into. I laid on the bed some more. Eventually kitty came the back of the bus lash around. He jumped back up on the bed, and proceeded to get close again. I gave him a few pets, and place him between the corner of wall With the other hand I grabbed the Paragon OTF stilleto and let it release holding it 24 inches away from his face. KACHUNK. He was skeert. I seent it. "You've defied the natural order and it's time we put you down." (squeeing and meeping intensifies) "For your crimes against humanity I cast righteous judgement upon you!" at that moment a psychic brainlink was established (in the voice of Samuel L Jackson) >"Myuthafucka, put me down, all I'm tryin to be is get a lil food for nothing, datuq you pointin' that cruciform piece for?" "Sorry squee, but I don't wanna know you like that, bruh how'm I gone deal with the tension this is gonna cause? Like around the house. You'll get me feeling all weird when l'm landed at the kitchen table." "You'll legs were wide open, na mean, and I know yas bitches be saying "His c-- taste real good, I would suck that d--- all day long" ." "Your point is valid my Khajit brethren, but my special purpose is reserved for the fairer sex of my own species, though I have no set disposition towards a choice Orc or Argonian maiden." "Lizard p---- gone be too tight, son, I aon't know about that."

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