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Yeah, the Founding Fathers actually wrote in The Constitution that each house should be spaced far enough apart that the average Mecha could easily dash through the alleys for cover.
Yeah, they were all huge weeaboos.
Fun FactS: Benjamin Franklin wrote Code Geass as a threat to the rest of the Founding Fathers that, unless they made the Turkey the National Bird, he'd defect to the British, ending the Revolutionary War with a British Victory.
Meanwhile,
-Paul Revere would frequently rock in a corner repeatedly saying, "I mustn't run away"
-Betsy Ross was sewing a Kamui when she was asked to design the American Flag,
-George Washington once told Thomas Jefferson when the latter was suffering from Writer's Block while drafting the Declaration of Independence that "YOUR QUILL IS THE QUILL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!"
-John Handcock's death was caused by him accidentally writing his own name in the DEATH NOTE,
-Benedict Arnold attempted to make a compact with THE GOD HAND, but was rejected for not being "bishie" enough.
-And Finally, John "Kirito" Adams can't fathom why nobody takes him seriously.

I am a history teacher and I can confirm that this is accurate.