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![File (hide): 1436645012886.jpg (321.85 KB, 1000x999, 1000:999, 17457.jpg) 1 Nameless Fairy 07/11/15 (Sat) 16:03:32 No.20174 [Reply] [Watch Thread] >I was only 9-years-old >I loved Touhou so much. I had all the merchandise and doujins. >I pray to Touhou every night before bed, thanking it for the lives I've hold stock. >"Touhou is love," I say, "Touhou is life." My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Touhou. >I called him a normalfag >He slaps me and sends me to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts. >I lay in bed and it's really cold. >A warmth is moving towards me. >I feel something touch me. >It's Touhou >I am so happy. >It whispers into my ear, "Please watch warmly until it is ready." It fires at me with its powerful danmaku bullets and knocks me down on my hands and knees. I'm ready. spread my ass cheeks for Touhou master sparks my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the score. >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. >I graze against its laser. I want to please Touhou >It bombs a mighty bomb as it fills my butt with danmaku. >My dad walks in >Touhou looks him straight in the eye and says, "Girls are now preparing." Touhou leaves through a gap. Touhou is love, Touhou is life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/990/599/319.jpg "Touhou is love, Touhou is life.")
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