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View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO b. 1411141372068.png. 408KiB,480x508 /v/ Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 03:24:17 No.264513226 View Report Lanky Kong is a f------ a------ I worked at Donkey Kong Island with the DK crew for little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. HE was always sleeping during meetings, or stretching his arms out under the table with Diddy even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, HE was sitting next to me inflating himself just like a balloon and everytime I tried to talk HE would handstand to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the crew gave me worried looks of disapproval. HE looked me straight in the eyes, hand standing extremely loudly. HE reached for the gold banana in his pocket and presented it to me, then HE said in a squeaky voice Want some? It's just for you." I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Lanky gave me this look like HE couldn't believe what I was doing. After that HE was quiet for the rest of the meeting The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a gold banana stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Lanky about it, but HE acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day HE would put a gold banana somewhere. Under the coconut gun, in my shoes, between my oranges, HE even replaced the walnuts my wife had made for me with nothing but gold bananas. So I decided to get back at him, by getting a sticky note, writing the words "HE has no grace, nor style" on it, and stuck it to his back F--- Lanky

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