This image always made me thought of something like this…

"I can show you The Dong,
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Trainer, now when did
You last let the fans decide?

I can open your eyes
Expand farther and farther
Over, sideways and under
With my magic simian ride

A whole neeew Shiiiip…
A new fantastic kind of fun,
No one to tell us no, or what the fuck?!
Or say we're no One True Paring…"

I shall make a movie based on this. And I'll call it Aladdong!

Arabian Dong, you say? OH GOD! It writes itself!

Oh, he comes from a land, from a faraway place
Where the people call him Kong
He is buff, and immense
And his crotch is intense
It's barbaric, but hey, it's Dong!

When it swings to the east
And it's swung to the west
And it points to the sky, with might
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a barrel and fly
To another Arabian Dong!

Arabian Dongs
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways (I don't even need to touch this one!)

Arabian Dong,
From Arabian Kong
A lady in the mood
Could feel and feel good
And have fun for long…

I love doing this, lol. Saddly after the Nintendo Direct I think the comments of this image will never be seen again.