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No, you don't fucking understand.

If there is any truly powerful species in Pokemon, its the fucking swimmers. ALL of them.

These fuckers can swim for days while you leave your 3DS, Gameboy, DS, or Dsi on. They don't stop. The can battle you whenever. They can fucking call you while swimming. And, this isn't the first time a swimmer has talked about swimming between regions.

Seriously, these swimmers gotta be the strongest fucking beings in the universe.

Wait a minute, wasn't there a guy who said that he had swam all the way from the Hoenn region in X/Y?