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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed.. every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE'RE LOSING THEMI!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!" "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!" He's bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don't restart his heart, he's toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddy's in a butter place now, kids.

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