My new job as a guard can give quite a scare
For I'm being hunted by a rabbit, a chick, and a bear.
When I first began, I only knew of the three,
But now there's a fourth who's coming for me.
A red red pirate fox. He's 7 feet tall.
OH FUCK! I Just saw him run down the hall!
What do I do?! Oh no, he's in the door!
Goodbye everyone. You won't here from me anymore.