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LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SLURPUFF


Uploaded by Batter Up Dec 31, 2014 at 02:23PM EST

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LISTEN UP CUMSLUTS DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? >hurr durr its boba fett >It's Doomguy lol >is that Master Chief WRONG YOU F------ COCKSOCK sit your bitch ass down and listen for five goddamn minutes <--THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS SAMUS M------------ ARAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? OF COURSE YOU DO, F------ YOU SEE THIS--> S---?! THAT'S A M------------ ARM CANNON AND IT HAS ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO WIPE OUT EVERY SINGLE MILITARY ON THIS EARTH BY ITSELF >"b-but that's impractical, that means he only has one hand free" F--- YOU, BITCH SAMUS IS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT™ WOMAN WHO ONLY NEEDS ONE HAND TO F--- YOUR S--- JUST LOOK AT HER • HOT AS F--- BLUE LATEX SUIT • TOWERS OVER MANLET P------ LIKE YOU AT 6 FOOT 3 198 POUNDS OF PURE F------ MUSCLE • RAISED AND GENETICALLY ENHANCED BY M------------ BIRD PEOPLE • LOOK AT THAT PONYTAIL GODDAMN • ROCKET-PROPELLED HIGH HEELS TO STEP ON YOU WITH • LASER GUN THAT CAN BECOME A WHIP • NICE T--- AND ASS TOO ALSO, SHE'S BLOWN UP PLANETS THAT'S RIGHT, A------- PLANETS SARAH CONNOR AIN'T GOT S--- ON THAT STILL NOT CONVINCED THAT SHE'S A BADASS BITCH? LOOK AT THIS S--- she turns into a f------ SPHERE like she's goddamn Optimus Prime or some s--- BASICALLY, WHAT I'M SAYING IS ALL OTHER WAIFUS ARE S--- AND YOU. ARENT. F------. WORTHY. YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT BASKING IN HER GLORY
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Uploaded Dec 31, 2014 at 02:23PM EST

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