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HEY YOU Yeah, YOU, the f----- reading this Let me tell you about your new WORST. F------. NIGHTMARE By the time lintroduce this unholy GOD OF DESTRUCTION your sleep time will be replaced by cry like the little bitch you are" time Who am Ikidding? You already cry yourself to sleep. And here comes the F------ CUPCAKE OF DOOM It's cute. It's pink It's sugary It's round. It's girly as f--- AND IT RAPES LEGENDARIES FOR ITS BREAKFAST Walt a second,Ialready hear your f----- ass golng "You're insane, op! look at Attack: 80 those stats, it's not going stense: 86- anywhere with them!" Sp. Atk: 85 Sp. Def:75 WELL SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET READY TO SUCK SLURPUFFS D--- BECAUSE HERE COMES THE TECHNICAL S--- Let me introduce Belly Drum. It's a Normal-type status attack that Slurpuff can learn by f------ a Marill. What does it do? The user loses half of its HP, and its Attack stat goes up by +6. For you all FILTHY CASUALS, it means Slurpuff's Attack stat is multiplicated by 4 B-But op, Slurpuff stays slow and now he only has haf of his HP, he's gnOTOKAGeopthing" Have you heard of the Sitrus Berry? That stupid little fruit RESTORES HP. eah, fruit is good for you remember that f----- A.KA, Slurpuff Belly Drums, eats that s--- and GOES PRIMAL ON YOUR ASS because one of its Abilities is UNBURDEN Know what that s--- does? Ha ha, of course you don't or you'd be half-way to Orre by now When Slurpuff loses its item, ITS SPEED DOUBLES and guess what ITACTIVATES WHEN SLURPUFF EATS HIS PRE-R----- SITRUS BERRY So now youve got on your hands a F------ CUPCAKE OF DOOM FASTER HAN A M------------ OLYMPIC CHAMPION AND DESTROYS MOUNTAINS B WAVING ATTHEM That sound was your howels emptying in sheer terror BTW And if that wasn't enough for your f------ass taste, thanks to the move tutors in ORAS, Slurpuff can also learn DRAIN PUNCH Which means it's gonna be both r----- its enemies and restoring its HP AT THE SAME TIME CONCLUSION? GO GET A F------ SLURPUFF ou can go get clean pants noW

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LOOK AT THIS M------------ SLURPUFF


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