Okay So There's a 56 Year Old Woman Here
Owen Carry • 7 months ago
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![□ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:37 No. 17266581 [リ>> 17266597 >> 17266659 File 1324291036.ip9-(410 KB, 2304x1728, cow.jpg) iadb google 17266503 (OP) On a much lighter note...(this ones a bit lengthy, bear with me) having farm practicum, which is basically working on the campus farm for a month trainees show up from sister college, scheduled for rectal palpation training that day (i.e.fisting cows) >hop on board because my cow fisting skills weren't quite up to par yet >They teach us how to draw a measurement guide on your spare arm (the one not inside a rectum), lets you measure the uterus more or less subjectively cute girl asks me to draw the guide for her. I gladly oblige. she draws the guide for my arm in return our turn comes up, she goes first once I have a go at it I can't find the uterus >digging around elbow deep in cow ass > she suddenly steps up and rams her arm into the cow's ass too >cow is not pleased by these developments >she grabs the uterus, and I feel around for her hand effectively finding the uterus as well she looks and smiles at me, I say what the hell and hold her hand all romancey like. >hold her hand inside the cow's ass >holding hands with a really pretty girl I just met not an hour before, inside the ass of a very stressed out bovine. we giggle like f------ grade school students and hold that damn moment for like 20 seconds. Didn't even get her name, tg/ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:38 No.17266597 [! File 1324291127.ipg-(33 KB, 346x347, 1323723663372.jpg) igdb google >17266581 Alright, I laughed □ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:47 No. 17266659 [ ! ] 2217266684 2:17255688 17266581 Didn't even get her name, /tg/ What? How can you hold hands with a girl inside of an ass and not get her name? Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No. 172666841 ! 1 172667 18 >>17266659 because he's an idiot. honestly if they had gotten married down the line because of that moment it would be one of the most romantic things ive ever heard Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No.17266688 [ ! ] 쯔17266730 17266659 By being a strong, silent man who cares only for the quality of his work Just kidding, they stayed there for like 2 hours and I had to shovel up s--- right after asspunching. Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:54 No.17266718 [] 17266684 >So dad, how did you and mum meet? >Well, son, it all started in a cow's anus..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/893/258/e56.png "That would be one hell of a RomCom")
![File: 32FB7C9200000578-0-image-(...).jpg (156 KB, 962x642) O /pol/ meetup Anonymous (ID: 9MJ272R 02/26/20(Wed)21:59:41 No.245512041 >>245512531 >>245513606 >245514025 >>245514057 >>245514192 >>245514541 It will be at the redmond public library saturday @1pm Whites only Anonymous (ID: BKHMQQ+s )i 02/26/20(Wed)22:03:51 No.245512531 >>245512568 >>245512041 (OP) [spoiler]k[/spoiler] >> Anonymous (ID: BKHMqQ+s ) 02/26/20(Wed)22:04:13 No.245512568 >>245512531 f--- im stupid O Anonymous (ID: BAC8727H) E 02/26/20(Wed)22:13:25 No.245513606 File: amrNKJe.jpg (166 KB, 1057x947) >>245512041 (OP) >Whites only Thats going to be difficult Anonymous (ID: PUiHaeF9 02/26/20(Wed)22:17:03 No.245514025 >>245514225 >>245512041 (OP) Never meet anybody from /pol/. Ever. I've been burned too many times to count. They always seem like based bros at first but end up being some kind of f-----. Last time was during the 2016 campaign I met up with some guy and went to a Trump rally. Things seemed pretty great at first: we got into a fight with some liberal protesters, made plans to go shooting later that week. At the end of the night we go back to his place, he comes out of the bathroom in a miniskirt with his d--- hanging out calling me "daddy." Never again, never f------ again.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/762/754/717.png "Anon meets a special friend | /r/4chan")
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