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![□ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:37 No. 17266581 [リ>> 17266597 >> 17266659 File 1324291036.ip9-(410 KB, 2304x1728, cow.jpg) iadb google 17266503 (OP) On a much lighter note...(this ones a bit lengthy, bear with me) having farm practicum, which is basically working on the campus farm for a month trainees show up from sister college, scheduled for rectal palpation training that day (i.e.fisting cows) >hop on board because my cow fisting skills weren't quite up to par yet >They teach us how to draw a measurement guide on your spare arm (the one not inside a rectum), lets you measure the uterus more or less subjectively cute girl asks me to draw the guide for her. I gladly oblige. she draws the guide for my arm in return our turn comes up, she goes first once I have a go at it I can't find the uterus >digging around elbow deep in cow ass > she suddenly steps up and rams her arm into the cow's ass too >cow is not pleased by these developments >she grabs the uterus, and I feel around for her hand effectively finding the uterus as well she looks and smiles at me, I say what the hell and hold her hand all romancey like. >hold her hand inside the cow's ass >holding hands with a really pretty girl I just met not an hour before, inside the ass of a very stressed out bovine. we giggle like f------ grade school students and hold that damn moment for like 20 seconds. Didn't even get her name, tg/ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:38 No.17266597 [! File 1324291127.ipg-(33 KB, 346x347, 1323723663372.jpg) igdb google >17266581 Alright, I laughed □ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:47 No. 17266659 [ ! ] 2217266684 2:17255688 17266581 Didn't even get her name, /tg/ What? How can you hold hands with a girl inside of an ass and not get her name? Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No. 172666841 ! 1 172667 18 >>17266659 because he's an idiot. honestly if they had gotten married down the line because of that moment it would be one of the most romantic things ive ever heard Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No.17266688 [ ! ] 쯔17266730 17266659 By being a strong, silent man who cares only for the quality of his work Just kidding, they stayed there for like 2 hours and I had to shovel up s--- right after asspunching. Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:54 No.17266718 [] 17266684 >So dad, how did you and mum meet? >Well, son, it all started in a cow's anus..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/893/258/e56.png "That would be one hell of a RomCom")
![File 1284527832 ipg-(127 KB, 1280x720) □Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)01:17 No.40296679 Reply] I woke up this morning. I started my period last night, so it was on super heavy flow. I guess some of the blood leaked out past my tampon and had trickled down my slit and asscrack so it was kind of pooling around my a------. Anyway「was being lazy and didn't feel like getting up cause it would mean more blood would pour out of my p---- due to gra slust opted to lay around for a bit and browse 4chan. After about 20 minutes of me being a lazy-ass, I felt a massive fart coming on. I sort of pushed my legs together, hoping to send it down instead of up. What followed was both incredibly disgusting and f------ awesome. The fart sort of tunneled through my asscheeks, lubricated by the blood, and rose up past my labia before coming to a head at my clit. Yes, I felt that ass-gas filled blood bubble travel up and pop right at the top of my vagina thought I was clear for about 10 seconds, and then the smell hit. Have you ever smelled a dirty pad or tampon? Ever gone down on a woman while she's on the rag? It kinda smells like rotten chicken soup. Combine that with the smell of ass-gas, and you can imagine the scent. It was so gross I laughed and almost puked at the same time After sitting around for another 10 minutes, I finally got up and got cleaned up, even though farty blood was dripping down my leg Kon!! general.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/655/000/df1.png "df1.png")
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