1,126 of 1,191 people (95%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny 24 waabi mkwa 101 products in account Recommended 95.5 hrs on record review Posted: November 14, 2014 Became a mercenary for a kingdom A who was fighting Kingdom B -Contract expired -Accepted contract for Kingdom B against A. -Contract expired -Attempted to dethrone ruler of B with a claimant. Dethroned king B with claimant Abandon new king -Topple both kingdoms A and B and Establish the Kingdom of Morrowind Set sights on rest of continent... 10/10- would betray everyone again Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 913 of 980 people (93%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Static 35 products in account f reviews Recommended 102.6 hrs on recoro Posted: October 21, 2014 Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven! Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth- King Harlaus: Who's the king here? Me: You King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters.wes love oe Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief? King Harlaus:I will certainly support your claim! (Practically ever lord supports me) (King Harlaus takes it for himself) (I get Peshmir, a poor village) King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw! Me: Oh my god, really? King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (Alsodidlforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouh avenogarrison?) King Harlaus is a piece of vvvv Swadia man, never pick Swadia. Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny 519 of 569 people (91%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny IGCGjDeathwatch 86 products in account Recommended 1,604.4 hrs on record 19 reviews Posted: September 3, 2014 THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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3. It's a commonly stated phrase by the Tundra Bandit and Sea Raider bandit types. Just a warning though; the sea raiders are the nords of the bandits, so don't tango with them unless you're experienced enough and have a large enough group.

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1,126 of 1,191 people (95%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny 24 waabi mkwa 101 products in account Recommended 95.5 hrs on record review Posted: November 14, 2014 Became a mercenary for a kingdom A who was fighting Kingdom B -Contract expired -Accepted contract for Kingdom B against A. -Contract expired -Attempted to dethrone ruler of B with a claimant. Dethroned king B with claimant Abandon new king -Topple both kingdoms A and B and Establish the Kingdom of Morrowind Set sights on rest of continent... 10/10- would betray everyone again Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 913 of 980 people (93%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Static 35 products in account f reviews Recommended 102.6 hrs on recoro Posted: October 21, 2014 Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven! Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth- King Harlaus: Who's the king here? Me: You King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters.wes love oe Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief? King Harlaus:I will certainly support your claim! (Practically ever lord supports me) (King Harlaus takes it for himself) (I get Peshmir, a poor village) King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw! Me: Oh my god, really? King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (Alsodidlforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouh avenogarrison?) King Harlaus is a piece of vvvv Swadia man, never pick Swadia. Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny 519 of 569 people (91%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny IGCGjDeathwatch 86 products in account Recommended 1,604.4 hrs on record 19 reviews Posted: September 3, 2014 THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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Explanation for the scenarios in the joke reviews;

1. Yes, it is possible to do this in the game.

2. Harlus…f*** him.

3. It's a commonly stated phrase by the Tundra Bandit and Sea Raider bandit types. Just a warning though; the sea raiders are the nords of the bandits, so don't tango with them unless you're experienced enough and have a large enough group.

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