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![2111318 [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] Auto] File: F--- You Guise.png (131 KB, 242x250) Anonymous 01/24/15(Sat)21:09:18 No.5944365952594437068 Hey F------ My name is John the Banana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking for pics of me You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of your own fruit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of bananas because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off with the skins of my people to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team (go Yellow Jackets), and half time snack on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked bananas on YLYL threads"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just peeled me; S--- was So cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening Pic Related: It's me and my bitch Anonymous 01/24/15(Sat)21:13:09 No. 594437068 59443659 What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little yellow bitch? l'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target,a yelllow target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again,banana f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP and your fruit basket is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, banana. >> O Anonymous 01/24/15(Sat)21:15:14 No.594437346 File: i lost.gif (2.39 MB, 286x258) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [UpdateAuto] Post a Reply] 2111318 Is it you and your company's/website's dream to wallow in](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/902/808/ba6.png "John the Banana")
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