sheriffsunshine danielkanhai i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. T2. then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alright...the real deal." People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut Source: danielkanhai

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sheriffsunshine danielkanhai i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. T2. then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alright...the real deal." People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut Source: danielkanhai

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SonicLover

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Feb 19, 2015 at 10:25AM EST

"you walnut"

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Lizardguy

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Feb 19, 2015 at 12:45PM EST

Gotta make sure the money ain't cracked. I mean eggs, not money, not a drug deal. I wouldn't know of course.

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