Notes:

What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little Casul? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Legends, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Kiln of the First Flame, and I have over 9000 confirmed PVP kills. I am trained in MLG warfare and I’m the top sinner in the entire Book of the Guilty. You are nothing to me but just another Humanity. I will lagstab you with precision the likes of which Lordran has never seen before, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with Onion Bro build? Think again, you filthy scrub lord. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Giant Dads across Lordran and your Soul Sign is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Firestorm, Beanpole. The Pyromancy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f------ dead. I can be anywhere, anytime with my Red Eye Orb, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Uchigatana. Not only am I extensively trained in buff combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blacksmith Andre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul off the face of the continent, you little scrublord. If only you could have known what occult retribution your little “clever” magic spam was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have black crystaled out. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you Filthy Casul. You’re f------ dead, noob.

P.S Git Gud Scrub