Gardevoir - *witty title*

I respect your decision, (But not the name-calling, you dummy monster.) but you're just one member of an entire species. Some other members of it will be people's waifus.

Well of course you're not my waifu. Only my Pokémon are entitled to become my waifus. You're clearly someone else's Pokémon as my Gardevoir is much more polite and doesn't resort to petty name calling.