Notes:

The Day After March 31, 2015
Wow, guys! It’s been a while, huh? I thought this image might make you happy for a moment. Aren’t I considerate?
Sorry if some of you want to kill me right now, but what’s April 1st without a little Waluigi Time?
Now that the hijinks are out of the way, I hope you guys are doing well. This page will mysteriously vanish after today, so enjoy it! Things are going pretty well on my end; the books are deep into development, as well as Tadpole Treble. My son, Isaac William Taranto, is also deep in development and is slated for release in June. If you’d like to meet me in person to punch me in the face for this post, feel free to drop by No Brand Con in Eau Claire, Wisconsin on April 24-26, where I’ll be doing panels, signing stuff, etc!
Chris and I recorded a new podcast in February, but it’s been low on my priority list to edit. It should be up at some point, though, so keep your eyeballs peeled and at the ready. Or just follow me on Twitter (which I’m still trying to get the hang of) at MatthewPTaranto and I’ll let you know when it’s up.
That’s all, goons. Thanks for showing up to this dusty old site once again! And remember, keep the spirit of the WAAA in your hearts today.
-By Matthew

Also, here's the mouseover text:
"………." (Sorry to say, but the mouseover text has passed on. There was a big funeral for it and everything. Lots of attendees, and the 'Hoy, Small Fry fish gave a beautiful eulogy. Good after-party though. There were tapas)