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What's your opinion on Dolphins? Or rather, why do you dislike them? Is it their beady little dolphin eyes? like12skeletons I love all animals but I like to make fun of bottle-nosed dolphins because everyone romanticizes them and thinks they're these genius heavenly sea puppies but they're actually brutal, infanticidal predators that kill far more animals than they intend to even eat, aren't endangered, and aren't any smarter than any average mammal species And while people swoon and squee over these saw-toothed giant water cocks, we're indiscriminately slaughtering millions of sharks every year, critically disrupting the global marine ecosystem to satisfy a horrific lust for shark's fin soup or to calm the inane fears of a few tourists. The general public doesn't care, because they're trained to think sharks are mean, cold-blooded killers while flipper is a perfect cinnamon role incapable of wrongdoing Dolphins are even helping us along. They kill any sharks they come across even when those sharks would never pose a threat to them. We should just eat the dolphins while the sharks recover l bet they're delicious l bet those famous big brains of theirs are like a briny fluffy cloud of creamy fat l bet dolphin sashimi tastes like the tender flesh of a baby angel. YEAH KEEP LAUGHING YOU FUKIN SEA DILDO I WILL EAT YOU RAW Posted 1 week ago 944 notes

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SaturnSL1

SaturnSL1

Apr 24, 2015 at 08:58AM EDT

Fish are friends, Not food…

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Freakenstein

Freakenstein Moderator

Apr 24, 2015 at 09:45AM EDT

Fish: “oh come on, they don’t look so bad, they look like they could be my friend”

Dolphin: “You look like the perfect size for my penis”

Fish: “Oh dear god why”

trufax.

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