On the homeworld all gems speak with an incredibly thick Scottish accent, and at a random points In the day an alarm will sound and the entire gem population will have to quickly improvise a song and dance musical number, 80 of the 146 days that make up a homeworld year will be spend in a giant paintball completion, the remaining 66 are spend cleaning up the paint.

Anybody who does not follow those laws is executed by government authorised reality television.