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● Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)22:20:28 No.70749089 File: hqdefault ipg (23 KB, 480x360) >>707492612270749296 22707493202270749351 >>70749402 >>70749622 >>70749715 "Dad, why don't you find someone else to date? I'm sure Mom would have wanted you to move on." >"Someone like me? No, I can't." "What do you mean? You're an awesome guy!" "No, Steven. It's for their safety. Every woman I get with dies." >"Wait, WHATI" "It's true. Your mother was my latest victim, but there have been many more like her. There was Nicole Winfield, my high school sweetheart. She died in 1990 from cervicalh Linda Hurd, who died from a concaved womb in 1999. In 2000, Diana Winston passed away after doctors failed to reconnect her split perineum. Then, I met you mother soon after that. But you know what they say, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs, right Steven?" "Steven?"

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