I'm a fat fuck from the central black hole of fatness, America. But even I know being fat isn't something you're born as or some kind of status symbol.

You chose to eat shitty food, with no portion control, and little excercise to match the food intake, and so you got fat. Now you're reaching new levels of laziness by trying to make being fat good, and anyone who isn't fat as bad.

It's like saying "Alchoholics Pride" and claiming Liver Disease is a figment of Sober Privilege.