"I am Heavy Weapons Squid… or Kid. Take your pick.
And THIS… is my weapon.
He weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires zero-dollar, custom-tooled ink splats at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs absolutely no dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds."
Yeah, kinda wanted to have my own take on the Splatoon parody. The zero dollars thing is a reference to the free DLC. =P
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