“Garbage island”

Chad Britain:
- Historical figures were actually pieces of shit, builds statues of them anyway
- Had one of the biggest empires in the world
- Was on the good side in both World Wars
- BTFO’d Argentina on multiple occasions
- Has territory in Antarctica (and slightly more than Argentina, too)

Virgin Germany:
- Still beating themselves up over Hitler
- Empire wasn’t even that big
- Was on the bad side of both World Wars
- Was friendly enough with Argentina to send Hitler and some Nazis there
- Does not have territory in Antarctica

t. Nigel

also "Was friendly enough with Argentina to send Hitler and some Nazis there"