Notes:

Now, some of you may find bludgeoning your religious rivals over the head with office furniture to be an unnecessary and barbaric act.

But fear not!

As Arch-Mufti, I have used a fatwa in favour of this, meaning that not only is it a righteous thing to do, but it is also your religious duty to beat Kaijin around the head with a chair when he starts to get ornery.

Being a Cult leader is great!

(Based on this image)

Context: The thread that’s going to outlast the whole bloody website