Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) By Front Page Films INT. BANK VAULT – DAY THE PENGUIN stabs a lifeless SWAT OFFICER over and over with an ICE PICK. The Penguin isn't the top hat and monocled man from the comics, he's a tortured maniac with severe phocomelia: He wears an ill-fitting, bloody tuxedo and his wispy hair frames an asymmetrical face with nonexistent ears.