See below for translation notes! Thanks a bunch to HikarixSato0764 (http://www.youtube.com/user/HikariXSato0764) for directing me to the following page: http://kafkafuura.wordpress.com/2010/10/09/ningen-ga-daisuki-na-kowareta-youkai-no-uta/ That really saved me a lot of effort in actually translating the song (since the translation on that page is absolutely stellar).