Pipkin Pippa - Missed opportunity to buy your own medieval castle with alligators

Or hell, use that money to build your own castle! No one builds castles anymore, you'd get to be unique and interesting!

At least that dude who's the son of the guy who wrote one of the world's most famous musicals, Grease, is using his money to be like "I'm gonna print giant posters of waifus and memes because it makes me happy." Nick Robinson did a video with the dude: