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Ceiling Cat VS. Raptor Jesus

Last posted Nov 26, 2011 at 02:57PM EST. Added Nov 26, 2011 at 01:36AM EST
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If they were real, who would you worship?

Nov 26, 2011 at 01:36AM EST
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I’d get the feeling that Raptor Jesus would rule with an iron talon/claw/whatever it is that raptors have I’m not gonna Google it now. Human sacrifices because he had a bad day. Human sacrifices because he had a good day. Human sacrifices because it is a day of some sort. And I’m not really cool with that.
 
I like the idea of a generally apathetic, feline deity looking on but not taking too much action outside of begging for food and rubbing your leg as a way to mark you as its property.

Nov 26, 2011 at 02:17AM EST
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Why not both?

Ceiling cat is God, and Rapture Jesus is his messiah.

Nov 26, 2011 at 10:16AM EST
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Syndic wrote:

Why not both?

Ceiling cat is God, and Rapture Jesus is his messiah.

Nov 26, 2011 at 11:19AM EST
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I would beat the fuck out of that cat.

Nov 26, 2011 at 02:43PM EST

Raptor Jesus for being just such a freaking douchebag.

Nov 26, 2011 at 02:57PM EST
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