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Popeye is going to fuck up everyone's shit.

Deadpool by a long shot.

"You are already slammin'"

Unless melons are fighting, Trip is going to kick everyone's ass

I can't decide

I can't read

Putting my money on superman.

Go Dante go. He just won Hurt/Heal.

Lets see…

Batman quickly assesses the situation seeing that they will need Kryptonite if anyone will get out of this besides Superman, and asks somebody with Teleporting or Wormhole powers to get some Krypotnite. Reimu, who is borrowing Yukari's power for this battle agrees and either sends Superman straight into a Meteor of Kryptonite or brings a large amount of it to the battlefield for the group to use. If the later, the Flash quickly hit's Superman with it and everyone beats Superman to a bloody pulp.

After that, the real fight begins.

I have my money on Reimu (good luck hitting her) or Simon (as long as he has motivation he is unstoppable).

I really don't know many of these characters, so it would be valid to bust out an "your argument is invalid" for this post but…

I'd say Reimu would win.

Not because she's the main character, but because she has Fantasy Heaven. The only reason it's timed in IN was because she voluntarily limited it. It's an incident and it's not in Gensokyo. That means she has no reason to put a time limit on that spellcard. Good luck hitting her? With Fantasy Heavne, she is literally impossible TO hit. Attacks would just go straight through her as she "flies away from reality" (ZUN's words, not mine.)

Grotan…

All joking aside deadpool out of those guys but where is hulk.

Though One Billion Lion's sounds powerful… how the hell do they all fit in the stadium? And it's not like they would all cooperate with each other.

I'd say Reimu, because of what Tartises said.

-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology.

-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.

-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side

-He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.

-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left

-He pulled the moon closer to earth

-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars.

- He pulled the world's continents back together again with only a lasso.

-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and deaged into an infant

-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.

-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker.

-He blew the sun out like a candle so he could get some private time with Olive Oyl.

-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.

-He becomes a master of any discipline after taking spinach. He led a twenty man band, where he was the band himself, became a master musician, master sculptor, brilliant scientist, and a master magician.

-Taking spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus defeating Zeus by frying him.

-Popeye can ressurect himself from the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body. Popeye's soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat the crap out of Bluto.

-Popeye resisted being wiped out of existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Which brings me to…

-Popeye can break the 4th wall. A real boy in the movie audience threw some spinach into the screen to Popeye. Popeye got up and hit Bluto so hard, Bluto was knocked into the real world. So Superboy Prime's not the only one punching holes into reality. Hmmm, I wonder if the explains the discrepancy between Bluto and Brutus.

-Popeye can resist mind control after eating spinach. An evil hypnotist hypnotized Popeye into thinking he was a chicken. Popeye ate some spinach, snapped out of it, and then counter hypnotized the hypnotist into thinking he was a baby.

-Popeye once ate an entire field of spinach to repel a Martian Invasion. He punched through a Martian disentegration beam, grabbed a flying saucer, threw it like a frisbee, and made it ricochet off the entire Martian invasion fleet like a pin ball. After all the Martian ships crashed, the ensuing explosion spelled the word "TILT" across the skyline.

-Popeye has ran down Bluto, on foot, while Bluto was speeding away in a racecar in an attempt to kidnap Olive Oyl.

-Popeye has ran down, and ran past (on numerous occasions), a speeding locomotive to save Olive Oyl, who was tied to the tracks, from being ran over. On one occasion, rather than untying her, he punched the speeding train and turned it into a pipe organ.

-Popeye singlehandedly laid track for a speeding train and punched through mountains to make tunnels for the train so that it could get to it's destination near the coal mines.

-Popeye has leaped into the air and punched out fighter jets in mid flight.

-Popeye can fly like a fighter jet by spinning his pipe like a propelor and sticking out his arms like wings. When provoked, Popeye can use his pipe as a jet engine propelling himself through the air at mach speeds, even launching himself into space. Popeye can also survive re-entry and falls from sub-orbital heights.

-Popeye has punched fast enough to deflect hundreds of rounds of machine gun fire at close range with his bare fists.

-Popeye has chewed up steel beams and spit the metal out as bullets, nails, and rivets.

-Popeye on numerous occasions has punched people and accompanying objects into cages, cabins, tents, tepees, stuffed animals, toys, etc. On one occasion Popeye was attacked by a Giant Octopuss while he was diving for pearls. Popeye punched the octopuss and turned it into a Merry-Go-Round.

- During WWII, Popeye punched out a fleet of German battleships into individual cages to imprison over 100 Nazi soldiers. Popeye also punched through the gunfire of 10 Nazi fighter jets, in mid air, and punched the planes to splinters that formed a fence and imprisoned the pilots as they landed with their parachutes. He also got a medal of honor from Eisenhower.

-During WW II Popeye once turned out all the lights in his hometown for a bomb raid in a matter of seconds.

-Popeye once punched an enraged Giant King Kong-esque Gorilla into 3 separate monkeys, each covering their ears, eyes, and mouth (hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil) respectively.

-Popeye punched out a giant Moby Dick-esque sperm whale and held it in one hand like a baby as it was dazed.

-Popeye once punched a mountain into a hill because it was blocking his view.

-Popeye once lifted up and bodyslammed the 40 story building Olive Oyl's apartment was in so that her floor was at street level and he could move her piano in.

-Popeye once walked a tight rope while carrying a refrigerator, a wardrobe, a bathtub, a baby in a baby carriage, Olive Oil, and Wimpy (eating a burger).

-Popeye once punched through super hypnosis vision from a Persian Magician, then punched the guy and his flying carpet turning them into a bazaar with rugs for sale.

-While in Old Russia, Popeye punched through hypnosis vision and spells cast by Rasputin, then Popeye proceded to punch Rasputin through the Kremlin which formed a jail around Rasputin.

-Popeye once punched through magic spell bolts cast at him by a Genie Bluto had used to grant him three wishes. Popeye then punched out Bluto and punched the Genie back into the lamp before tossing the lamp into the horizon.

-Popeye survived having a battle ship dropped on him by Bluto.

-Popeye survived being shot point blank in the face with a cannonball by Pirate Blackbeard.

-Popeye survived being ran over and point blank cannon fire from a Sherman tank, and then proceded to punch the tank into an oven and water heater.

-In Egypt Popeye once punched a Mummy into bedsheets hanging from a clothesline (there was no clothseline before the punch).

-Popeye has punched aligators, dinosaurs, and mad bulls into full sets of leather luggage.

-Popeye has punched a lion into a leopard skin fur coat. (and no, that's not a typo, he punched a lion into leopard skin).

-Popeye punched out a fire breathing dragon.

-Popeye as a lumberjack chopped down a whole state full of redwood trees with his bare fists.

-Popeye once jumped up and punched the man in the moon in the eye after Olive Oyl snubbed him for Bluto and the moon was laughing at his misfortune.

Popeye is also one of the most extensive Jack of all Trades, besides being a sailor he's also been,

-In both the Navy and the Army
-A Fireman
-A Cowboy
-An Explorer
-A Pilot
-A Mountaineer
-A Lifeguard
-the Leader of a band
-A Boxer (repeatedly, Popeye is a master of the sweet science, obviously.)
-A Fitness Instructor
-An Actor
-A Race Car Driver
-A Train Operator
-in various constructions jobs, building everything from battleships, to skyscrapers, to domestic dwellings. (Note he does every job involved in the construction process, electrician, plumber, carpentry, etc.)
-A Baseball Player, and a Football Player
-A Knight
-An Archer
-A Detective
-A Cartoonist

^Holy shit

dude

I'd still side with Reimu. From what I gfather, he's all about hitting things. Which is something that Reimu can make impossible with the spellcard mentioned in earlier posts. He may have some pretty insane stuff done by hitting things – but against someone who he can't hit, seems rather powerless.

Popeye has beat up ghosts and can punch through reality. Im sure he would be able to hit something that is "hit-less" Popeye is pretty much god post Spinach..

It's not just Fantasy Heaven that makes so hard to hit.

As the boss battle with her in IN shows, she actually moves all over the place! (Makes her a nightmare to fight with the spread-less magic team, I'll tell you that)
So… yeah. She moves around EVEN MORE THAN USUAL during Fantasy Heaven, even!

Superman or Goku.

Ed, by a long shot. I mean, look at this badass.

There's no doubt he'll win.

Goku, or perhaps Reimu.

Goku.

> He can one shot a small planet.
> Used too punch out dinosaurs as a kid
> can survive in space
> can move at nearly the speed of light
> Is either thrown through, or throws others through mountains on a regular basis
> Is stronger than god
> is stronger than super god
> Is immune to all conventional weapons due to sheer manliness (a nuke would probably tickle)
> can teleport with his mind across space and time, even from THE AFTERLIFE.
> can punch so hard rocks around him disintegrate

And the list goes on.

This is all in his first form. By super saiyan 5 Goku destroy the entire solar system if he tried hard enough. If he super saiyan 5 as Gogeta he could probably destroy the entire solar system if he didn't.

There is only a small handful of characters more powerful than Goku which include the likes of, The God Emperor Of Mankind, Q, Edit, ect. None of these characters come even close to beating Goku, not even batman.

Popeye would decimate goku…and anything after ssj3 is not canon but even if it was..Popeye OWNS

He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker…
The sun is 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons and he pulls this like nothing…and it did it in a second… Plus he blew the sun out…which is one shotting 1 million plants with just his breath…Sorry but that right there shows he is above goku…..

Taking spinach renders him immune to magic…Ki = a form of magic…Popeye would either punch any beam move back at goku or simply walk right through it, hitting him so hard that it turns goku back into a 3 year old baby…..Which he has done to someone b4…

Popeye resisted being wiped out of existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Which brings me to…
..Popeye can break the 4th wall… Popeye is a reality warper and have been a master magician..He would blink goku out of existence if the need came for it…

Thinking about it again, Simon has this one in the bag.

All the other competitors aren't even flies to him when he is most powerful.

What's it going to do, attempt to impress people with the glow?

I gotta go with Mio.

Go to 1:46

Radical Larry.

You know you're a badass if you have RADICAL in your name.

Commisar Fuklaw will FUCK EVERYONE'S SHIT UP.

Okay, KHAN, I think you need to leave.
Don't worry about me and Grace, JUST GO.

If you are talking about Negi's post:
After reaching that size, Simon can still use the Giga Drill Breaker. The Drill itself is the size of a several billion galaxies stacked on top of each other neatly…

Look, after Simon used that, there would be nothing but empty space for several million light years around.

In fact, the only other thing powerful enough to stop the Super Giga Drill Breaker, was another Super Giga Drill Breaker, but when they colide they literally sucked up and destroyed ever galaxy in the entire dimension they where in.

What you did there…

I call copypasta!

Either I haven't seen an Anime in ages or that just….I don't even.

@Natsuru
Would effectively turn into the battlefield and not be able to attack, then. There's this little thing known as physics that would get in the way of it fighting.