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Official Know Your Meme Rap Battle Thread

Last posted Dec 19, 2011 at 02:14PM EST. Added Dec 06, 2011 at 08:57PM EST
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Back in the Rap Battle for the title of Troll King a couple months ago (viewable here), Earl said he would make this thread.
He never did.
So I took it upon myself to do so!
Post your raps and/or rap battles!
Ready? GO!

Last edited Dec 06, 2011 at 09:02PM EST
Dec 06, 2011 at 08:57PM EST
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And, desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you

Dec 06, 2011 at 09:01PM EST
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It looks like I’m gonna start this one off guise….
Looks like sick flows’re gonna rise;
Yeah, rhymes comin’ off the screen like an arrow to your knee,
Y’all gonna see, I’m the best on Know Your Meme.

My name’s Patrick, and I’m a husbando,
I’m reppin’ a girl who don’t exist, yo.
But I don’t care- She’s kawaii, uguu~
And I know you ain’t got a girl, foo’.

Yeah, here on Know Your Meme, I’mma commentator
But that don’t matter, I’mma really an equivocator.
My rhymes come so fast, hard, and lean,
You’re prolly gonna think I’mma rhymin machine.

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, this boy may be white,
But in this rap battle I’m still gonna put up a fight!
Yeah, don’t think it’s over yet, guise, I’m just beginnin’.
But, let’s see who’s next, and tell me, after, who’s winnin’.

throws down mic and walks away

Dec 06, 2011 at 09:14PM EST
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There once was a man from Nantucket.
Forgot how this goes, so fuck it…

Dec 06, 2011 at 09:20PM EST
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Wow! look at that--
Patrick thinks he can rap.
But he’s way out of his league
Against an AI like me.

So what if I’ve been rotting out in space for months?
So what if my experience is rapping this once?
I can insult you in binary
Don’t think it’s that scary?
10010101--
And your parents are hairy.

Back on Earth I tested humans with the greatest IQs
They’ve died at least once or twice by my test #2
Hell, you failed before the first test ever started
That statement was false--what? You think I’m retarded?

Okay, that was vulgar…
I didn’t mean to…
Can we start over?
I’m really a nice guy when I’m not corrupted.
We were the best of friends before I erupted.
Now I’m floating out in space, alone and depressed
But at least I’m still connected to the site I love best.

Dec 06, 2011 at 09:37PM EST
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oK, lET ME, oRGANIZE MY NOTES HERE, oKAYYY, (tURN ON SOME STRICT BEATS MAYBE, iT WILL HELP TO LISTEN TO THEM WHILE i DESTROY YOU,) wHEN THE POLICE MAN BUSTS ME, aND POPS THE TRUNK, hE’S ALL SUPRISED TO FIND I’M TOTING SICK BILLY, wHOSE, gOAT IS THAT, hE ASKS, wHILE HE STOPS TO THUNK aBOUT IT, aND i’S JUST SAY IT’S DAVE’S, yOU SILLY gOOSE, bUT THE MAN SAYS, gOOSE! wHERE, lET ME SEE YOUR HANDS, aND i SAY SHIT SORRY, i DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS HONKTRABAND, wOW, oK, i AM GETTING OFF THE POINT, wHICH WAS, aBOUT THIS HOT MESS DAVE, tHAT YOU GOT LANDED IN, lIKE THE COP i MENTIONED, bUT INSTEAD OF YOUR BADGE, aND YOUR GUN, IT’S YOUR ASS THAT YOU HANDED IN, (aND THEN GOT HANDED BACK TO YOU,) cAUSE THAT’S HOW HUMANS GET SERVED, aND GUYS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT iT’S, a CIRCLE AND HORNS IN YOUR BUTT THAT GOT BRANDED IN, (uMM, bEFORE i GAVE YOUR ASS BACK TO YOU, i DID THAT, iS WHAT i MEAN,) bUT i MEAN, gETTING BACK TO THE POINT, oR MAYBE TWO ACTUALLY, tHE FIRST IS YOU SUCK, aND THE SECOND IS HOW i SMACKEDYOUFULLY, (oH YEAH, tHAT RHYME WAS SO ILLLLLLLLL,) bUT NO, jUST JOKING, lET’S SEE, hOW CAN i PUT THIS TACTFULLULLY, i MEAN THE POINTS ON THE HORNS ON MY HEAD, cOMING AT YOU THROUGH TRAFFIC, aIMED AT THE TARGET ON YOUR SHIRT THAT IS RED, wE’RE ABOUT TO GET MAD HORNOGRAPHIC, (i MEAN SORT OF LIKE A GRAPHIC CRIME SCENE, nOT LIKE,) (aNYTHING SEXUAL,) (eRR, wHOAAAAA,) (nEVERMIND,) oK, gETTING BACK TO THE ACTUAL, tACTICAL, vERNACULAR SMACKCICLE, i’M FORCING YOU TO BE LICKING, (aND lIKING,) gRAB MY HORNS AND START KICKING, lIKE YOU’RE RIDING A VIKING, cAUSE i’M YOUR BULLY, aND YOU’RE NOT IN CHARGE, yOU THINK YOU’RE IN CHARGE BUT YOU’RE NOT IN CHARGE, i’M IN CHARGE, cAUSE i’M CHARGING IN, yOUR CHINASHOP, bREAKING, uH, yOUR PLATES AND STUFF, WHICH i DON’T REALLY KNOW, wHAT THE PLATES ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT, bUT, (fUCK,) iT’S JUST THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE COCK OF THE WALK’S HOT SHIT bUT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE NOT, mORE LIKE YOU ARE, sOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH THE COCK OF THE WALK’S HOT SHIT, bUT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE COCK’S SHIT, sO, gIVEN THAT, lET ME BE THE FIRST, tO SAY YOU ACT LIKE YOU’RE GOLD FROM PROSPIT, wHEN YOU’RE REALLY COLD SHIT FLUSHED FROM DERSE,

Dec 06, 2011 at 09:55PM EST

Wow these posts are crap…
Oh, how cute- this little bot is trying to rap!
I’mma show you you shouldn’t have tried.
The only reason your little ‘subjects’ died,
Is because your circuitry’s fried.

Ha! Binary? That wouldn’t scare a little girl.
Though I admit… You truly are ‘outta this world’.
Tell me- how’s space? Can’t be as lonely as your house on a Friday night.
Wait- can you even see the stars? After all, your eye’s just a blue light…
It’s shameful Aperture didn’t incinerate you upon installation
But it doesn’t matter now, you’re just a part of a constellation.

I admit,
Your flow wasn’t all that that awful, not too bad,
But at the end, bro, you got a little too sad.
You see, if you wanna roll like me,
You gotta end things happily.

Oh well I admit you’re not a putz…
but

Dec 06, 2011 at 10:01PM EST
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Looks like I gotta show you kids how it’s done.
Alright…

Look
I made this thread
You’re nothing compared to me.
The OP.
I’m so slick my rhymes are like grease on a mon-key
Not sure how that works, but just listen to my fun-ky…
Raps off the wall while you all stall
You think you can stop me?
Puh-leeze.
Geeze.
I’m CitationNeeded
No, that ain’t a goat’s bleetin’
That’s just me.
The number one rapper in KYM Town
All ya’ll fools just back down.
And put on your evening gowns.
Word.

Dec 06, 2011 at 10:02PM EST
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Only one word can discribe your rhymes, OP.
Faggotry.
Not gonna lie, I lol’ed,
But c’mon, man, that was disgraceful!

Yeah- excuse my candor if it’s too honest-
but that flow was weak, no one wants on it.

I wanna skip CN, because I mean no disrespect-
It’s just that rhyme was weak, so indirect,
But I’ll go again, yeah man, right at the throat,
The only decent thing about your rhyme,
Is that it included a goat.

You say you’re the best rapper, when did that happen?
Was it while I was away chattin’, or while Wheatley was fappin’?
Please, Citation, leave it to the pros,
Or at least learn how a good rap goes.

Yeah, I’m still here, rappin mai heart out,
Soon, you’ll hear the OP shout,
“Patrick’s the winner”, like we didn’t know,
Because, look, I’m running this show.

My beats’re only getting better, more quick, more lean,
If you stay with this thread, I think you’ll see what I mean.
I’m Patrick, once again, signing off, later,
I’mma check soon for more players.
If you think you can take me, you’re welcome to try,
But you can’t touch this… I’m just too fly.

Dec 06, 2011 at 10:30PM EST
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The “Rap Crown’s” at stake,
So I better snag it.
But no matter who wins,
OP is still a faggot.
Too long; Didn’t read bro,
Your shit is hella weak.
Your krama’s running out dawg,
You already hit your peak.
Sayin’ you know your memes,
But we know that’s a lie.
50 cent is my home boy,
So we gonna do a drive by.
You couldn’t troll a 3rd grader,
So don’t try to push your luck.
While i’m chillin with Spider Man,
Still not givin a fuck.
So the news is out,
We heard you like guys.
Your boyfriend looks like Rapturjesus,
With Steve Buscemeyes.
AlexGhost is top dawg,
Just to make it clear.
But its ok because,

one…

Last edited Dec 06, 2011 at 10:38PM EST
Dec 06, 2011 at 10:35PM EST
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You guys can’t rhyme
but I’ll give you all time
You all lack flow
but you’re starting to grow.

I suck at this game
my rhymes are all lame
So you all know who to blame
for bringing in the shame.

This was fun
though, not much was done
I’ll be back for a laugh
after a day and a half

(This was my contribution to the thread. I can’t rap.)

Edit: So far, I think Alex is winning.

Last edited Dec 06, 2011 at 10:46PM EST
Dec 06, 2011 at 10:43PM EST
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I’m stuck at a crossroads
And the decision is a heavy load
Patrick or Wheatley?
Or maybe Citation
Who “Isn’t a goat’s bleating”

They’re both great rappers
With words so fast some would need trackers
They’re covered in awesome-instilled lacquer
8||7 | \_|/0|\||)3R |F 7|-|3Y’R3 |337 |-|/-\(K3R5

It’s any man’s choice
To choose these prizes on a twenty-foot hoist:
You can pick either one you sight
But you’ll never reach their height

I guess I’ll stand by for now
And see how this plays out
Only the future can tell
Who gets to drink from the victor’s well.

Dec 06, 2011 at 10:50PM EST
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Oh, ho! Alex! I’m not gonna lie,
That rhyme was pretty fly!
You see, I’m a little distraught,
Because your flow was so hot!
But, I can relax, I know that’s all you got.

You, see, you took down CN, not me.
That’s because you couldn’t handle Big P…
Not too shabby, though, SpaceGhost,
Though I recommend you stay on the East Coast.

Oh! Wait! You know Fiddy, do you?
As Aristo would say, ‘Oh how kyewt!’
I can’t believe… You thought you could ignore me,
Whatever the reason may be.
You should be ashamed,
In your rap, I’m not even named.

Regardless, bob thinks you’re king.
But SOON, you’ll see…
That title belongs to me.
Yeah, the world over I’ll show,
I’m simply the best, now then…

Dec 06, 2011 at 10:52PM EST
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Yo
Word up dawg
Word to my homies
Yo
Yo
Yeah das right
Word

Drops the mic

Dec 06, 2011 at 11:04PM EST

Russian Fedora, my next and greatest enemy,
I melt at your kind words, but you see,
I can’t have someone take my victory…
Nope.avi, that won’t happen to me.

I respect your choice in hats,
And I admit your comedy always makes me laugh,
But right now I gotta be vicious-
As M Bison would say, ‘this is delicious’…

Why, call you out you may ask yourself-
I’ll tell you why, dude,
Even though I like you,
I’m gonna take you down, droog.

Yeah, I know you weren’t calling me out,
But I’ve gotta take all the clout
That this thread can give-
You see, you HAD your thread,
I don’t care if it’s dead.
Now everyone wrap this around their heads,
Patrick’s gonna take the victory,
My rhymes fill all comers with dread!
Russian Fedora, you’re a troll,
But I know deep down you have a soul.
I won’t tear you down out of respect,
After all- your rapper skills are easy to detect.

Now then, RF, please tell me,
Between me, Alex and Wheatley,
Who’s the REAL OG?
I’ve been posting rhymes like crazy here,
But now I feel the title of king is no longer near…
Hopefully your words can disperse this fear.

Last edited Dec 06, 2011 at 11:13PM EST
Dec 06, 2011 at 11:11PM EST
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rapturjesus wrote:

Yo
Word up dawg
Word to my homies
Yo
Yo
Yeah das right
Word

Drops the mic

Dec 06, 2011 at 11:13PM EST
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I tried to be civil
Tried to keep my rap clean
But every stinking human
has to *uck up the scene.
Patrick’s horse is so high
Makes Shorty look sober
He think it only takes rhymes
To win this weak crowd over.

You wanna know what a bot like me does on Friday nights?
I’m fighting Daleks while the Combine are rippin’ up your rights.
Nyan Cat and I are homies--we get all the chicks
Fact Core says Patrick prefers his young women with dicks

Damn right I’m part of a constellation--I’ll show you, son
You know the one that looks like me banging your mom?



Nope it’s not that one.
But I assure you it’s the bomb.

Dec 06, 2011 at 11:14PM EST
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Seems ya’ll can’t catch up,
So you betta check your Captcha.
Yes, I’m gonna kill it,
But Inb4 SSBMMasta.
Everyone knows you can’t cut it,
So you betta grab a knife.
No, I’m not not a Mod,
But I’ll Mod your life.
Come up with some new rhymes,
Your raps are mega stale.
Just looked at your friends list,
And saw an epic fail.
Put your krama where your mouth is,
But there’s nothing coming through.
Took a look at my krams,
And all you could say was FUUUU-
I make this shit look easy,
I’m flowing like a breeze.
I’m Good Guy Greg,
You’re just Scumbag Steve.
You sound like a tough guy,
On the IRC.
Saw you IRL,
Laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
No need to downvote your posts,
On their own they just suck.
My post are above your level,
They fill your brain full of fuck.
This is a game for real men,
And you’re just a still mouse.
You will forever be alone,
Can’t even hang with Milhouse.
My rap getting long,
Just like Verbose.
The last thing you’ll see,
Is one dope ass ghost.
Just snorted some Sheen,
So I’m feelin’ kinda “winnish”
So do your best you rap n00b.
But Imma let you finish

Dec 06, 2011 at 11:18PM EST
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Patrick wrote:

Russian Fedora, my next and greatest enemy,
I melt at your kind words, but you see,
I can’t have someone take my victory…
Nope.avi, that won’t happen to me.

I respect your choice in hats,
And I admit your comedy always makes me laugh,
But right now I gotta be vicious-
As M Bison would say, ‘this is delicious’…

Why, call you out you may ask yourself-
I’ll tell you why, dude,
Even though I like you,
I’m gonna take you down, droog.

Yeah, I know you weren’t calling me out,
But I’ve gotta take all the clout
That this thread can give-
You see, you HAD your thread,
I don’t care if it’s dead.
Now everyone wrap this around their heads,
Patrick’s gonna take the victory,
My rhymes fill all comers with dread!
Russian Fedora, you’re a troll,
But I know deep down you have a soul.
I won’t tear you down out of respect,
After all- your rapper skills are easy to detect.

Now then, RF, please tell me,
Between me, Alex and Wheatley,
Who’s the REAL OG?
I’ve been posting rhymes like crazy here,
But now I feel the title of king is no longer near…
Hopefully your words can disperse this fear.

Just because I’m a troll
You say I’ve no soul
But on the contrary
I’m not a creature that’s scary
I have passion
But I can also spend time relaxin’
Even right now
I’m just in front of a computer
Imagining my rap’s sound
To be sure it’s not getting lewder

You’re all worthy adversaries
But right now I’m in NeutralBurg
As spoken by Mr. Thornberry,
Blarghargfurrrggghhh

Dec 06, 2011 at 11:20PM EST
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I tried to just sit here and watch.
Every time I saw a new post my Krama given away.
Pish Posh! This Sh*t’s top notch.
I ant gonna let this be the day
Where SMK was left out, stuck with no holms to play.

The thing about the me, is the three:
S: Smelling Sexy, Writing rejected sh*t for Glee
M: Money making master, A freakin’ PH.D
K: Killing every opposer, who opposes me.

I like spectating this sport, but watch as I drive by
My army of terrorists, and their hand cannons
Letting these weakass punks heads fly
While listening to a Rock Ballard of Canon
in D, to be insultingly cliche
These posers deserve it, incredibly lame.
Quite a shame, jelly of all this fame.
SMK knows its all a game,
just set your mind frame.
Aim up high.
Set you course.
Imma take this whole thread down by force!

Last edited Dec 06, 2011 at 11:44PM EST
Dec 06, 2011 at 11:33PM EST
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The bot’s back, and he’s got some new beats…
Not too bad, though a little obscene.
You know, I’m STILL keepin it clean,
But you had to go and dirty up the scene.

The Fact Sphere’s talking smack is he?
Is this the same one who said there’s no space?
I think if anyone would know that’s wrong,
It’d be you, you mechanical disgrace.

Ha! Talking about a high horse, when you’re a lightyear away,
And, how do you fight Daleks without hands?
Oh,I know, Nyan Cat, bro… Let me tell you, man,
I asked him about you- he’s not a fan.

You banged my mother?
Is that what you said?
I don’t know how you did that…

Last edited Dec 06, 2011 at 11:38PM EST
Dec 06, 2011 at 11:37PM EST
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Where ya’ll at?
I need some competition.
Guess you on another site,
Signing a bitch petition.
I go hard like TechnoViking,
Hittin’ all the raves.
Don’t make me get Dr. Deadpool,
Send you all to your graves.
I heard you like Abra,
But I’m a true pimp.
You shoooped all your girlfriends,
Poorly made with GIMP.
You’re the king of the hover hand,
Which you use to fap.
Trying to hit on OGW,
Yo dawg, it’s a trap.
Sorry to hurt your feelings,
But I came here to diss.
Seems my fire’s making you thirsty?
Better drink your own piss.
Think you can beat me?
That will be the day.
Sit your candy ass down,
While I casually pepper spray.
Hittin hard like Dubsteb,
So you can feel my drop.
Make your mom weak in the knees,
Like I was playin’ QWOP.
Son I’m dissapoint,
Hold up, I ain’t your dad.
Yeah I herd your diss,
But I ain’t even mad.
I trolled yo so hard,
That you flipped your lid.
Picked you up and slammed you,
Harder than Zangeif Kid.
My body is ready,
We’re gonna do it my way.
Just take off your headphones,
Blastin fuckin Friday.
I’m leaving you breathless,
As I fly off the handle.
You’re more full of dicks,
Than the Weinergate scandle.
So I’m about done,
I’m about to smoke this Purp.
I predict your rebuttle,
Will sound like:

Dec 06, 2011 at 11:56PM EST
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I still can’t decide!
All of you are singin’ mad rhymes!
Lets see what the listeners say
By counting how much karma they paid:

RF: 12
Patrick: 9
Alex: 13
Wheatley: 6

I guess Alex’s raps are most pleasing to read
‘Cause he’s the one that’s way in the lead!

Last edited Dec 07, 2011 at 12:02AM EST
Dec 07, 2011 at 12:01AM EST
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Let’s wait because alot of users are probably sleeping. Kinda late…

Or all the Australians can decide.

Dec 07, 2011 at 12:10AM EST
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No parents? Oh! I knew someone like that!
She was such a silent hater and not to mention--quite fat.
She had a lot of anger issues and was selfish to boot
It’s no wonder someone like you fits that same suit.

I’m questin’ like Brody, living the dream
While you sit at home insisting Millhouse is a meme.
Your beats are sick,
Until I realized what
They play perfectly in time with {What What} In The Butt.
A coincidence? Maybe.
But as anyone can see.
You can only do so much to hide your faggotry.

I looked up the condition--I’m a bot, what can I say?
When I saw a picture of you locking arms with Hard Gay.

I expected better from you, but hell what’s the point?
I read your response and

Dec 07, 2011 at 12:12AM EST
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Alex! I thought I’d let you off easy,
But I guess you couldn’t take the hint.
Those blows were low ones,
But, I know you don’t mean it.

It’s nice that you toss a meme in every line,
I’ve tried to include one in at least one per post.
But you… Have you ever heard of ‘meme overload’?
Seriously, where’s the substance, AlexGhost?
I know you can’t be talking about MY friends list,
It’s sitting pretty with a solid sixty-nine. (haha!)
I only add people I like, Alex,
If I don’t like em, I simply tell them so and decline.
But- if you wanna whore yourself, that’s fine.

Come on Alex! Show a little class!
Showing Kanye? That guise an ass.
Don’t downvote me, it’s true,
But… he wouldn’t be wrong if he told me,
“I’m better than you.”.

His rhymes may be the best,
But you, amigo, are one of the rest.
Besides, I thought you rolled with 50 Cent…
Why you quoting Kanye West?
Oh, did you think I’d forget?

I know deep down, you’re tsundere for me,
It’s easy to tell, really.
Don’t try to deny it, buddy,
You want on top of me.
Too bad my heart belongs to another, Mio Akiyama,
That’s right. You lost to a fake girl, brotha.

If you ever think you can top this you’re just retarded, I’m STILL just getting started, and my rhymes are gonna go to places uncharted, you won’t even comprehend half of what I imparted, yeah, my rhymes are gettin better, and if you think you’re winning, you’ve already been outsmarted, cause I’m still the best, and you’re just a pest, check for me soon, at SouthXSouth West!

I’m gonna blow you out of the water,
and don’t worry, I didn’t go too hard on you again,
Consider it a gift from a friend. But then,
If you go out for blood again, I might not be so forgiving,
Remember, in this thread, it’s all about outliving.
I can only take so many people at once, so please,
Control yourselves, and form a line at the back.
Then prepare your anuses for my vocal attack!

Dec 07, 2011 at 12:22AM EST
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Alex wrote:

To quote the movie Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy-

Dec 07, 2011 at 12:38AM EST
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Everyone knows that you can’t can’t rhyme,
so sit down sonny and take your time.
Your learning form the master here yall,
My rhymes are gonna hit you like a baseball.
Don’t get to close or you will get infected,
by the pure awesomeness of what I injected.
So are you gonna stop being a shut-in?
And start rhyming like a 12th grade cut-in.
(Half of that makes no sense.)

Dec 07, 2011 at 12:45AM EST

Patrick? Y U think I was referring to you?
It was for ALL my opposers.
But now I’ll go Canadian,
Because you’re a hoser.
I’m not your buddy guy,
So don’t come at me bro.
It’s all fun and games,
So check out my flow.
I use memes in my rap,
Cause it fits the topic.
If you’re life was a thread,
I would go and lock it.
I see Wheatly on this thread,
Trying to make a name.
But I don’t know how to break it to you,
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
Everyone has sided with me,
I’m all of the rage.
I’m up there with the Gods,
My butler is Nic Cage.
We can keep this going,
Or you all can submit.
But I’m right here,
2 legit 2 quit.
RussianFedora, what’s going through your head?
Everyone saw your defeat,
On This Thread
What happened to OP?
Thought he was gonna deliver?
Guess he took an arrow to the knee,
And I got the quiver.
Patrick’s not a G,
It’s obvious he’s fakin’
Let me make this rhyme,
Sizzle like bacon.
So let me hold your hand,
While I take you to school.
I was the king of rap,
Before it was cool.
Damn OP,
Look what you started!
I can smell your rhymes,
Nope! Just farted.
So everyone grab your pens,
Write something better.
Unless you have a 4 strength, 4 stam,
Belt made of leather.
I roll up and say “EYYYY
Like Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli.
Write this one down,
Cause I know you super jelly.
Manly tears were shed for the crown,
When you saw me snag it.
I’m ready for the next round,
So:

Dec 07, 2011 at 01:00AM EST
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Op is a fag,
All others gunna nag.

I was gunna finish this rap,
but now I gotta crap.

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Dec 07, 2011 at 01:02AM EST
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My opinion is swayed
I think this game’s been thoroughly played
Unless Patrick steps up
Alex is gonna win the rapper’s cup.

Dec 07, 2011 at 01:12AM EST
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Poop
goop
soup
:D

Dec 07, 2011 at 03:59AM EST

Now here’s a lil story bout troll named alex
Phat as a pokemon, “I choose you snorlax”
His raps have no flow and he has no style
Thinkin He’s Rabbit down on on 8 mile
He can’t take me, even on my worst day
He got doodoo rhymes like a girl on Friday
His skill is butt and He spouts diarrhea
He might as well be rappin about his flamin gonorrhea
“Gotta catch em all” is his favorite rap
Russian adores him but He’s a trap
Alex thinks he’s space ghost
He’s actually more like a parasite host
And I’m OUT like a Fedora yo

NSFW

Last edited Dec 07, 2011 at 07:16AM EST
Dec 07, 2011 at 07:13AM EST
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What’s this!? I just take a little nap,
And suddenly Alex is the King of Rap?
I don’t understand why you’d even consider Alex-
It’s hard to take em seriously inspandex.
And now look at him, guise, really,
He stole raptur’s body, what a wanna-be T-Rex!

But, b2t, RF said that now his opinion’s swayed,
That means he thought I was winning before, anyway.
Too bad I can’t stay long, I g2g2 school-
Just remember, this is mai domain to rule.
I’ve been here since post three,
If you want the crown, you gotta go through me.
If you think that you can take it with ease,
All I gotta say is

Dec 07, 2011 at 09:44AM EST
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Patrick
Ya gotta stop with all yalls crazy hat tricks
i cant rhyme for shit
so ill probly get hit
with a bunch bricks
now come one pat
just sit right there
and ill tell you how to become the king
of a town called bel-air
to beat alex
you better call ghost busters
theyll leave him in tiny little ectoplasmic ghost clusters
now to all posters
and all the haters
we all just lost
y u ask?
well its because of THE GAME

word

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Dec 07, 2011 at 06:53PM EST

I thought this game was over,
But some more wanna win?
Let me check my homeboys,
All wings, checking in.
Crapturjesus right above me,
Wishin he was this boss.
But I come with the original shit,
You will never find the sauce.
Wanna be like me,
A true G like Alex.
When you put your fleshlight down,
You say, “Doesn’t matter, had sex”
Raptur I’m a slay you,
Something like Turok.
But answer this question,
What’s up with that stiff ass sock?
Why are you on this site?
Your only a troll in your dream.
But this rap is trolling you,
While I listen to Guile’s theme.
I don’t always rap battle,
But when I do it’s cash.
We ask you, what’s on your lip?
You insist, “It’s just a rash”.
Now I’m done rapping,
I think I’m gonna sing.
It will sound so epic,
It will make you HHHNNGG-
Hey Raptur, you’re awesome!
Nope! I lied!
Now that I just ripped you,
Users ask:

Dec 07, 2011 at 07:32PM EST
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These… these are terrible. I’m not even kidding. Build some structure and clever retorts.

Especially you Alex.

Dec 07, 2011 at 07:48PM EST
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Cale wrote:

These… these are terrible. I’m not even kidding. Build some structure and clever retorts.

Especially you Alex.

Are you sure you read these posts? At least in my rhymes I follow a pattern and structure. So it occurs to me that you indeed do not know anything about rhyme or reason. This thread has no concern with you, if you can’t flow.

You wan’t me to make a video with the rhymes to explain it further?

Or maybe you can:

Tl;Dr: Post rhymes, or GTFO.

Dec 07, 2011 at 08:36PM EST
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It’s not really like it matters,
But I found a beat in the style.
Of Mister Marshall Mathers.
Now click play and don’t touch the dial.

(start reading the rap around 00:32… foo.)
Now, I’m a proud guy,
But I know when I’m beat…
I guess I should admit,
Alex made me taste defeat.

His rhymes were better,
His beats MOAR fresh,
I can easily tell,
Alex really is the best.

I put up a front, tried to take the throne,
But I’m one of the guise Alex PWNED.
Now, I think I beat Wheatley,
But, he really did have nice beats, see?
Oh well, I still lost to the Ghost,
I’ll admit it in this post.

Congrats, guy, this title- you deserve,
You won it, mai friend, with your swerve.

While it pains me to say it,
Your flow is the shit.
I stand in awe of your skill-
When it comes to rappin’, you kill.

(interlude… dude.)

Ya haha! I shouldn’t leave with just that…
I’mma make sure this last rap is phat.
Standing in spot number two ain’t bad-
After all, I’m just a teen, he’s old enough to be your dad!
Now now, I mean no malice-
I already admitted you own the Rap Palace.
You’re the best in Know Your Meme-
That’s for sure.
Yeah you’re better,
Your throne’s secure.

Patrick’s still here- Like Ricky A. I won’t give it up!
I’mma keep rapping though you hold the cup.
Yeah… I’m still reppin Akiyama Mio-chan,
And straight up killin like Ghengis Khan!

(stop at the breakdown, then keep going 2:08, jailbait)

I’m not the best, merely one of the rest, but if you think you can handle me, you’ll be impressed- by my rhymes, my flows, you’ll see, at Know Your Meme, we’re all pros. It’s like a dream. Fucking rapping how does it work!? Can’t trust the trolls- Those guise are jerks. Ha! Look at the time, and I only dropped by to say K BAI

Oh well, I guess I’ll cya later, just remember, when it comes to rapping, Alex is greater.

I truly have lost at least this round,
You beat me down, into the ground!

I guess I only have time for one last little gift…
Enjoy what you deserve- the slowclap.gif.

Dec 07, 2011 at 11:06PM EST
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Bringin’ it
BACK from the dead. Sickest raps in the thread.
What you think of is crap like you shat in your head.
Leave you blue as the ocean and blacker than lead.
That’s why in competition, they root for the Master instead of you
clowns. For you, there’s no comparison to me.
Mess with me and you’ll begin to live very miserably.
Mess with me and you will soon be buried in the sea.
I used to be a rapper like you but then I turned seven.
Motherfucker, I’m a lyrical assassin who’s
set to show everyone that miracles can happen.
I’m here and I’m back and I’m kickin’ up dust.
You really thought I was gonna leave this thread untouched?
Dumb fucks. Of all the rappers on this site, I’m the craziest.
One to punch you in your face then ask you were lady is then
make some babies with her then be ghost on some Swayze shit.
Bitch, I don’t believe in myself.
‘Cause I’m an atheist.

Fuck outta here.

Dec 18, 2011 at 10:23PM EST
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No one on KYM can rap, “…buried in the sea”, “Sizzle like bacon” and “No, that ain’t a goat’s bleetin”. It’s so white boy it isn’t funny. Here’s how you do things.

There once was a man from Peru
Who saw his wife making a stew
But once, by mistake, in a pie
She did bake that unfortunate man of Peru.

WORD.

Dec 18, 2011 at 11:17PM EST
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Ok, fine, you’re number one…
Geez, I was just trying to have fun.
Besides, I thought this battle was done.

Oh, and-
Looking back through my old raps, I could tell
The karma counts are one less- what the hell!?

Dec 18, 2011 at 11:44PM EST
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Yeah, someone went through here and voted down everyone. Don’t worry, I’ve got all your backs. And as for the battle, I’m not gonna try again, not after the embarrassment that was my first attempt. I will say, however, that SSBMMasta is good… really good.

Dec 18, 2011 at 11:49PM EST
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