Ever since I gave up the title of Troll King I've been feeling empty inside, so I asked RussianFedora to give it back. He then referred to me as a "back-stabbing piece of shit" and told me to "fuck off". When I did not stop asking he then referred to my mother as a "bitch" and told me to "STFU". Finally, when I asked him again, he called my family "a bunch of penis huggers" and told me to "GTFO" of KYM. So, I decided that we should settle this the proper way…a rap battle. After the rap battle I will make a poll to see who people think won. If RussianFedora wins I leave KYM forever. If I win I become the Troll King once again. Here are the rules:
-Anything is allowed. And when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. Hence the "(NSFW)" in the title.
-All retorts must be made within 48 hours of the last or else the person who did not respond is automatically disqualified and there will be no poll.
-Everyone must play this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZsML4uWoiw
RussianFedora, do you accept this challenge?
EDIT: The battle will begin on Friday. And RussianFedora accepted, in case anyone was to lazy to read the replies.