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Time for le meme arrows.

Last posted Mar 06, 2014 at 07:59PM EST. Added Feb 23, 2014 at 07:54PM EST
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>Le me le browsing dead topics to resuscipost
>Le wild meme arrows topic appears!
>I unintentionally le floppy disks (is this bad?)
>Hear I have to buy more ROM
>mfw I can tell from the mixels that it’s chopped
>Le posting new meme arrows topic

>Le me playing TF2
>entire day killing scouts and pyros
>Le me going in eevry fucking server and dominating every fucking player
>Item drop feels merciful
>Close my eyes expecting a Team Captains or a cool hat
>4 Mann Co crates

>Now this le yarn is focused all on about
>Le way in which my existence got rotated le right side down
>Transpiring le sixty seconds
>Do not move from le chair
>Imma tell you le epic tale of my regency in Bel Air

>In le city of brotherly love I spent le childhood
>Spent some time at le pastimeyard, le life was le good
>Discombobulating le jennies, with oldgays and new
>And crawling le world wide web through le intertubes
>When several le failtrolls
>Who no comprende le me
>Got buttrumpled from meme arrows le bonneting their bees
>I got in one le scuffle and le maternal unit came bewared

>I said “>implying get out” and refused to >obey
>But le trollmom threw excrement hurricanes and shoved me out of le way
>I concealed le wife and kids and said “yo dawg, imma fuck it”

>Primary seating row of an aerobus, bad sensation man
>Feels like a sir drinking le liquid fruit from le glass
>Is this what le plebeians pass off as le subsistence?
>I’ll raise their le standards, le bitches appreciate assistance

>But jesus man, good hells, just look at le time
>I’m halfway through le parody and lel it even rhymes
>Let’s hope le meme lasts
>And no fusilli is in le pockets
>And no arrowheads embed themselves into le leg sockets

>Well le airship disembarked and when I touched le ground
>It appeared that le officers had released their le hounds
>I said “FORNICATE LE POLICE” and fastly skedaddled
>Le copmongrels’ ruffles appeared le ass-addled

>I hooted for a taxi and when le car arrived
>Its backplate read “CRISP” and le numbercubes filled the inside
>A foul scent assaulted le nasal passages through le air
>But I mumbled “Disregard they” – “Mah boi, towards Bel Air!”

>We arrived ourselves at le palace circa le 7:30 in le day
>And I shouted to le taxi driver, “Hey \b\iatch, you gay?”
>I approached le kingdom door and unfastened the entrance
>Sank onto le tiles
>All folks promenade with le Quetzalcoatlus

>le epic hornswoggling

>le gratitude to the M.D.

Last edited Feb 24, 2014 at 11:35AM EST

>be me in 1st grade (one year ago!!!1)
>see this huge fagot named jeff
>jeff likes trains
>kick his train
>jeff the faeg cries
>gets suspended
>my fac wehn
>le r u serious face

le stella gets le groove back

>be le me, the most intelligent kid in 7th grade
>le sports jock (i mispelled joke hahaha) comes up and says how le minecraft isn’t as good as cod
>I tell the uncultured swine to leave and go back to the pig pen
>he laughs at me and I cry
>when i get le embarrased i fart
>le fart
>how le me lost le groove

to le continued

Last edited Mar 06, 2014 at 05:25PM EST

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