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What are the kind of absurd statements your dad makes and you just respond: sigh yes dad.
Dad: i'm going to sell this dirty fridge on ebay and i'll good money
Me: sigh yes dad.

Dad: what a topic. make better topics son.

warriorman: sigh yes dad.

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sigh yes dad

Wait did you just fucking…

Damn it! I don't know my dad! Freaking Blood Ravens lost history….

Dad: Son.
Me: sigh yes dad

Dad: Before you go off to college, just remember: It's not gay until you get to the balls. Just shaft is okay.

Me: …sigh yes dad

Oh my god i got suspended for this post.

"Reason: You should always do what your dad says don't even joke about that"

To the mod that did it, i do frequently help my dad in stuff. I just poke fun at what he wants me to do or what he does hence "i'm going to sell this dirty fridge on ebay and i'll good money".

Oh my god i got suspended for this post.
“Reason: You should always do what your dad says don’t even joke about that”

sigh yes dad

Where do you see the reason thing when you get suspended?

My email

sigh yes dad