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Here they are

Isn't she beautiful? Who are you gaylords bringing? that is if you are even allowed to come.

>Riff-Raff is classy enough for any sort of formal social gathering
Anyways, here's my date:

Nagato-class dreadnought battleship Mutsu, built in 1928 after the great war by the Empire of Japan for the IJN, launched on May 31st 1920, later sinking in WWII due to due to internal explosion on June 8th 1943, and turned into a Dive able shipwreck, then turned into a moe Girl in the Game Kantai Collection by Kadokawa Games in 2013, with a short skit and anchor and chain wrapped around her muscular leg, and given headgear which is supposed to represent the original ship's booms, but many thought resembled a sail, which, combined with a backwards pun in the Japanese word for snail that is similar to the name "mutsu" led to the creation of a giant snail mutant inspired by the Kanmusu known as "Rimutsutaka" or "Snail Mutsu" for English people.

Note: she has a 64% chance of exploding

Who are your guy's dates?

I believe I need no justification

We're coming, but we're only there to steal as much food as possible and then bail

She's a big girl

My date. I'm a fucking lonely ass person…

You mean you have no-body to go with?

Ayy, good one.

Best guy

Is this basically a waifu thread

>tfw you are banned from Riff-Raff Ball

At least my date is real!

Now how does one go about asking her husband for permission to borrow his wife for some Riff-Raff Ball?

I suggest pointing a gun at them and screaming your request.

I'm taking Ilyana to--(Yes, yes, there will be food there)--Uhh, be sure to bring food to the ball, or else there may be nothing left before you get there.

I can always count on her to give me a hand.

I'm going with your mother.

<3

JK ITS

SUPERTITTED KYMTAN
I STOLE IT FIRST

My beautiful song I will present to my date to ask her to Riff-Raff Ball

Someone already took Haruhi… Thank god

So here's a nice quiet friend of mine which i'm bringing…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHO, yes! Fetching!
@Kyon the Brigader
You wanna take one of my?
Don't let their size fool you, THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAVE QUITE PLUMP "HUMPS", IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Oh, wait, those are my mine.