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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Last posted Aug 19, 2010 at 04:56PM EDT. Added Jul 05, 2010 at 02:03AM EDT
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Credit goes to the guys at the “Punch-Out!!” board at GameFAQs for the original.
So, give a stupid answer to the question, then ask a stupid question.
Example:
“Q: Need a hug?”
“A: The last time someone hugged me I could bend as far backwards as I could forwards, so no thank you”

GO!
Q: What is a man?

Jul 05, 2010 at 02:03AM EDT
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Oh wait we are talking about man?

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Jul 05, 2010 at 02:31AM EDT
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It’s putting emphasis in order to get that measly bonus on that project you failed.
Why is calculus so boring?

Jul 05, 2010 at 02:38AM EDT
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It’s a way of enslaving 2 people to each other.
Why do people celebrate Valentine’s day?

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Jul 05, 2010 at 02:42AM EDT
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Why is slowpoke so slow?

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Jul 05, 2010 at 02:42AM EDT
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Because it’s a conspiracy.
Why do all the default avatars look the same?

Jul 05, 2010 at 02:59AM EDT
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No thank you

When will the phoenix guide us?

Jul 05, 2010 at 03:07AM EDT
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When I stop double posting.
When will we all die?

Jul 19, 2010 at 11:49PM EDT
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Tomorrow.
When will that answer stop moving a day forward?

Jul 20, 2010 at 12:04AM EDT
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Never.

When will I become an Admiral?

Last edited Jul 20, 2010 at 12:24AM EDT
Jul 20, 2010 at 12:22AM EDT
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When you can convince Lanthus not to be an IRC Wuss.

How do I whored Karma?

Jul 20, 2010 at 12:30AM EDT

I will teach you. Make lots of Posts to make BZ angry at you and you shall achieve my glorious Karma.

How do I shot web?

Jul 20, 2010 at 12:32AM EDT
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Well, when a Mommy Spiderman and a Daddy Spiderman love each other veeeerrrryyyy much…

What’s the strangest object within your reach?

Jul 20, 2010 at 01:35AM EDT
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In your Bases.

How many Hypnotoads does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Jul 20, 2010 at 01:54AM EDT
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That’s easy! Exactly-ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

Where is Osama Bin Laden?

Last edited Jul 20, 2010 at 02:00AM EDT
Jul 20, 2010 at 01:59AM EDT

Right behind you.
What is in the bermuda triangle?

Jul 20, 2010 at 02:08AM EDT
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Water.

Will I win the KYM Super Moe Loli award again this year for having Suwako as my Avatar?

Jul 20, 2010 at 02:10AM EDT
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Pie Flavor!


What is the true religion?

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Jul 20, 2010 at 02:34AM EDT

right now. OH SHI
will Leonardo DiCaprio win an Oscar now for being in Inception?

Jul 20, 2010 at 04:43AM EDT
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Its Leonardo *KNEE*caprio damnit!
How long have i been misinformed that Bush is still alive?

Jul 20, 2010 at 10:04AM EDT

umm since i felt his apendix
you and whose army

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9001

will you answer this question?

Jul 20, 2010 at 11:14AM EDT

Because it’s a big mirror and it’s reflecting the water.

Why am I so short?

Jul 20, 2010 at 02:17PM EDT

Because you touch yourself at night.

What are you?

Jul 20, 2010 at 03:08PM EDT
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