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HELLO FRIENDS :^))

My name is MemeMasterJim and I don't know how to write/design/create games.
But f**k it, I did so anyway. Or at least in the process of doing so.

My game is called 'The Legend Of Lift: Do You Even Bro?', poorly combining a well established and respected game franchise, and a dead internet meme, into one, stupid name.
Currently the game has around 1-2 nano seconds of gameplay, and no combat, and entirely revolves around walking around. Revolutionary, I know.
The story is non-existent at best, and an insult to every writer ever at worst. But hey, at least Naruto and Santa are in the game. Right? …right?

FEATURES!
BROKEN CUTSCENES!
ONE ENTIRE CHARACTER!
A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF POTTY MOUTH!
NON-CANON, IMMERSION BREAKING CAMEOS!
TALKING TO POTS ON THE GROUND!
FLEXING DOLPHINS!
TELLING GANONDORF TO 'F**K OFF'!
UNFITTING MUSIC + SOUND EFFECTS!
A BARELY FUNCTIONING QUEST SYSTEM!
SPELLING ERRERS!
THE GERMAN NARUTO OPENING THEME!
BROKEN SPRITES!

​TO DO LIST!
(?) – Denotes a potential idea that probably won't make it into the finished piece of sh… I mean the finished game.
Finish all three branches of the first main quest…err..quest
Map more interiors
Adding more ridiculous sh*t
Do taxes
(?) Write a more complex story that maybe shouldn't include milk
(?) Add combat
Oh yeah I should probably mention if you can sprite well-known game characters and want to help make the most retarded game ever, I'd be grateful #RealTalk.

:) :) :) (okay so if you've read this far, and concerned that I have brain damage, rather than taking this immature humor for what it is, this game isn't for you, just sayin') :) :) :)

BUT HEY, SCREENSHOTS!
http://imgur.com/a/cvSti
so yeah.
Download link: https://www.mediafire.com/?yza73nr0i3em9du
I'm just currently adding select things back into the game that were from the RTP because, you know, I have no talent and have to rely on such materials.
Please don't have me for the existence of this game. Please. :(

RATED 'N' FOR NOBODY

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CREDITS
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Enterbrain – RPGMakerVxAce
Jesus – For being there when I need support on what immature thing to put in the game next (love ya bud)
RMXV Masta – Sprites
Mithos, Avadan – Sprites
Silverbolt – Sprites
NO Body – Sprites
Matt – For the most amazing ideas on the planet

Request moving to Riff Raff.

This is actually a pretty good post BNM, besides the fact that it's in the wrong board which is a simple mistake and also there's a chance it could be a copypasta or something. If you thought this whole thing up though, kudos.

download my game now pls thx
https://www.mediafire.com/?yza73nr0i3em9du

btw this is legit.
You'll love it

send your game to vinesauce,so vinny or direboar can play

also, write as retarded as possible…for funsies

Wow! It is legit. Better check it out then.

direboar already hates me because he deleted the post on the vinesauce forum :(

Hey, looks like I'm not dead yet.

So yeah, been slowly chugging away at this artistic mess.
If anyone still cares, there's an update soon which includes:
MORE INTERIORS!
MORE (eh) JOKES!
ONE ENTIRE LIL MOVIE!
MORE TALKING TO RANDOM POTS
and theres like this one bit where some whale wants you to go get something, i dont fucking get this nerd shit tbh lol :^))
Don't for get to subscribe to my email at @.com, where I try to be funny.